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New York Times ^

[Buck Ninety-Nine]

WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.

Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process

[NicknamedBob]

"Yeah... but won't New York end up inexplicably covered in ice because of global warming?"

Please don't ask me to explain the lunacy behind all the alleged vagaries ascribed to global warming.

The only way New York could end up covered in ice because of global warming would be if I really get ticked at them while I'm programming a new interplanetary launch from Antarctica.

[rzeznikj at stout]

So have I...

BTW--let me put it this way. I'm still under consumption age...8^)

[rzeznikj at stout]

Neither do I...

...but for what it's worth, naked is exactly what it means. Nekkid is when s.o's naked and up to something--and it almost invariably implies mischief 8^)

[A CA Guy]

I worked hard to do it, but finally got the dog off the computer.

So what was this dog checking out on the computer?

I guess he was pretty much looking up bitches to bark at! (female dogs folks, REALLY)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Ah... that's how it happened!

[rzeznikj at stout]

LOL

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Yeah.. but the only time that one is naked and not up to mischief is when one is in the the shower or bath.

[Das Outsider]

The only way New York could end up covered in ice because of global warming would be if I really get ticked at them while I'm programming a new interplanetary launch from Antarctica.

LOL. The only other way would have to be a result of such massive warming that the southward moving glaciers already melted substantially before reaching New York. Sure, there was the Little Ice Age in Europe, and it did have devastating effects on Northern and Western Europe for a few centuries, but I suggest one consult a map before extrapolating a New Ice Age theory from such.

Let's go with Bob's idea.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Hey! They stole that one from the grizzley bear jokes...Moving day came early?

[rzeznikj at stout]

True--though what about the doctor's office?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Yes, I feel like building a snowman...

[Das Outsider]

BTW--let me put it this way. I'm still under consumption age...8^)

I am not too far beyond consumption age, much to 'Face's surprise and/or consternation. ;)

[rzeznikj at stout]

I'm counting down the days already. I know, it's pathetic. But I can't wait to go to the Safe House...8^)

For the record: 225 days to go...

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Oh.. but that only happens from time to time.

[Soaring Feather]

ROFLOL!

[Das Outsider]

I don't think I've asked this before, but what do you plan to do once you've gotten your degree in Political Science?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Goodnight FRiends!! :)

[NonLinear]

alone...

[sionnsar]

Moving day came early?

Moving Day tends to come on the eve of the new month, the actual moment determined by various factors.

[NonLinear]

G'nite!