Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!
Here is my example with WFTD.
Even a loud smoky bar is pellucid enough that anyone can see this guy is a loony.
Fla. Man in Women's Bathing Suit Arrested
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!

To: Free Silly, you bastards!; Silly; NeoCaveman; xsmommy; Slip18; hobbes1; Argh; TheGrimReaper; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: Gabz; doubled; HairOfTheDog; Robert A. Cook, PE; maxwell; TruthShallSetYouFree; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: VRWCmember; Eala; LonePalm; MeeknMing; TxBec; Cyber Liberty; Dan from Michigan; EODGUY; pankot; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: camle; gas_dr; christine; Just another Joe; DainBramage; lds23; TexasNative2000; kassie; P.O.E.; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: VRWCmember
No matter how clearly she tries to be speaker of the house, Nancy will never be pellucid enough to say her position clearly and accurately.
She is, after all, a liberal and must be obscure and incorrect.
7 posted on
05/31/2006 6:10:53 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: VRWCmember
i et too much and pallucid.
8 posted on
05/31/2006 6:11:31 AM PDT by
camle
(Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
To: VRWCmember
First? Top Ten?
The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
11 posted on
05/31/2006 6:14:40 AM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: VRWCmember
16 posted on
05/31/2006 6:24:11 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: VRWCmember
My latest invention disclosure is anything but pellucid...
19 posted on
05/31/2006 6:28:52 AM PDT by
null and void
(The way to whip an enemy is to get 'em skeered, and then keep the skeer on 'em...)
To: VRWCmember
pellucid - admitting maximum passage of light without diffusion or distortion
Pelosid -
1. Generating the maximum amount of heat with a great degree of distortion.
2. Highly reflective, i.e. the skin, due to the over-application of Botox.
24 posted on
05/31/2006 6:41:19 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(San Fran Nan)
To: VRWCmember
Robert Spencer, in his book "Islam Unveiled", provides a pellucid analysis of the Islamist cult and its danger to Western society.
47 posted on
05/31/2006 7:23:28 AM PDT by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3rd Bn. 5th Marines, RVN 1969. - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
To: VRWCmember
The windows in my bedroom only seem pellucid when I am hung over and stayed out way to late the night before.
49 posted on
05/31/2006 7:31:57 AM PDT by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
To: VRWCmember
Interjecting a pellucid argument into the School Choice debate, Milton Freedman demonstrates the same brilliance he has always given to matters of Economic.
http://www.friedmanfoundation.org/schoolchoice/index.html
61 posted on
05/31/2006 8:40:29 AM PDT by
MNJohnnie
(The is no right to commit Treason in the 1st Amendment .)
To: VRWCmember; Slip18
Home at last-
Think how lovely it would be
If the 'rat party's aims were clear
Then we'd be able to listen to them
Without needing to go open a beer
If their schemes were as pellucid
As their individual actions are
They'd be just like an open book
Or the windshield of your car
You wouldn't have to figure out
What their parsing is supposed to do-
You'd know whatever they wanted
Was not to benefit you
84 posted on
05/31/2006 2:52:18 PM PDT by
Texan5
(You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
To: VRWCmember
The record will show what the troops did,
And Murtha will claim it was sordid,
But I will relax,
And wait for the facts,
For I prefer my conclusions pellucid.
85 posted on
05/31/2006 3:04:49 PM PDT by
sig226
To: VRWCmember
Had a migraine today (reason I'm writing late) so my reaction to any pellucid stimuli was pretty painful, to say the least.
101 posted on
05/31/2006 8:47:11 PM PDT by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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