[VRWCmember]

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[xsmommy]

morning sweet'ums!

[NeoCaveman]

Good morning Vast.

[TheGrimReaper]

1. The Prince of Non-Pellucidity, Bubba Clintoon, came to Houston yesterday to eulogize Lloyd Bentsen. Bubba waxed eloquent on the afterlife, souls gone to be with God, etc.

2. All of Houston/Harris County is now under a flood warning.

Coincidence?? I think not.

[bwteim]

When it comes to describing how most of our elected officials communicate - while wading through deep muck - pellucidity would be the last word on my mind.

[tioga]

This pellucid former marine is alive and well. Not so of one of his would-be robbers.

Martin's 17th birthday was earlier this month. Relatives said she was dating one of the boys who was arrested. A 10th- grader at Grady High, Martin was scheduled to take a final exam in social studies Tuesday, relatives said.

As one poster stated it - she took her final in anti-social studies and failed. Great thread going.