The World's Worst Beers [Top 50 List]

RateBeer.com ^ | 5/20/2006 | Staff

[Kenny Bunk]

Yes, Olde Frothingslosh sure wasn't Griesedick.

[capt. norm]

(Toss Storz)

Correction That should read Todd Storz.

[Abathar]

We use to drive from the suburbs of Detroit over to Canada to buy that stuff by the case when we were in high school. Sneak it back across the border and then sell it high enough to pay for our own beer. Back then flavor wasn't exactly the most important thing, telling the girls how you sneaked it past the customs and border guards just for them to enjoy was.

[TexasTransplant]

Shafers

It was the beer that we used to buy the day before payday

[andyandval]

(me likee GCA)

Looks like you are one of the very few. :)

[Caipirabob]

HEY! We Americans took the top 10 spots! WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1!!!

Hey, let's take some joy out of this where we can...

[bwteim]

Remember the jingle:
"Hamm's, the beer refreshing...."

[Kenny Bunk]

Yes, Olde Frothingslosh sure wasn't Griesedick.

[DJ Taylor]

If you are in Greece, don't try Retzina. It has to be the all time worst alcoholic drink in the world.

[Mr. Mojo]

Yeah, Grolsch is super-skunky like Heineken. Not my style.

I'll have to give Licher a try.

[bwteim]

ROTFL

[kitchen]

I'm disappointed that my favorite bad beer isn't listed--Old Frothingslosh.

Only qualifies if you ordered it at the Wooden Keg in the shadows of the House of Thrills. A refreshing change from the typical order of Imp and 'Arn.

BTW - It looks like Rolling Rock is being sold to Anheuser-Busch, the Latrobe Brewery to be closed and production moved to New Jersey. Yuk!

[Allegra]

That was non-alcohol I believe!!!

Oh, no....it had some alcohol in it.

Pretty much, Texas Pride was horse piss with some alcohol in it.

Hey, Gunner...will you answer my tagline question? ;-)

[MaryFromMichigan]

Anyone remember this...?

I think that I shall never hear
A poem as lovely as a beer
The brew that Joe's bar has on tap
With golden base and snowy cap
The foamy stuff I drink all day
Until my memory melts away
Poems are writ by fools I fear
But only Schlitz
can make a beer.

Fond memories of Mad Magazine back in the '60s. :)

[1rudeboy]

My friends know that when they see me switch over to Ultra or Bud Light, I'm trying to sober up.

[geezerwheezer]

I was born in the deep South, raised here too, and been living large for many, many years. Down here we drink good whiskey, and we also drink damn fine scotch, single malts, blends, any way we want it. The problem sir, was you were in Alabama, where the men are men,and the sheep are really nervous-if you know what I mean (check with Hillary-she knows!) They only like moonshine there, and if it has been "aged" more than a day, they use it for blowing up tree stumps and coal mining. Hope this facilitates your learning more about the South.

[bert]

In my younger, adult post college days, I went through a Rolling Rock phase. I liked the small bottles and I seem to remember it was not too bad.

I was rasied on Budweiser.

[DJ Taylor]

Vietnam was where I was introduced to a rusty can of warm Black Label. If you poured it into a glass, there were little critters swimming around in it.

[CurlyBill]

I've tasted many a beer in my life. FWIW, here are my worst 10 in no particular order:

• Schmidts
• Miller Genuine Draft
• Black Label
• Schlitz
• Corona (if you put a lime in your beer, you're probably gay)
• Red Dog
• Blatz
• Michelob Ultra (carbonated water with a hint of beer flavor)
• Piels (do they make this anymore?)
• Any Malt Liquor

[toddlintown]

Retzina

Pine resin wine. I'll take Roditis, please.