I was born in the deep South, raised here too, and been living large for many, many years. Down here we drink good whiskey, and we also drink damn fine scotch, single malts, blends, any way we want it. The problem sir, was you were in Alabama, where the men are men,and the sheep are really nervous-if you know what I mean (check with Hillary-she knows!) They only like moonshine there, and if it has been "aged" more than a day, they use it for blowing up tree stumps and coal mining. Hope this facilitates your learning more about the South.
"Hope this facilitates your learning more about the South"
Too funny. Real, but funny.