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Let's Play: Who Is a Descendant of Jesus Christ? (in the DaVinci Code)
05/19/06
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Posted on 05/18/2006 9:37:18 AM PDT by Reaganesque
News stories and early reviews have indicated that when "The DaVinci Code" was screened in Cannes recently, movie goers guffawed at the film's revelation of the identity of one of Jesus's modern day descendants. In that spirit and to "honor" the film's release tommorrow, let's speculate as to who the film reveals as Christ's modern day descendant!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chat; danbrown; davincicode; descendants; jesus; mary; vanity
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To: BossLady
Because of Scientology? LOL
I suppose so.
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posted on
05/18/2006 10:31:15 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I just love that woman.)
To: Reaganesque
Oh oh oh!! I wanna play!
82
posted on
05/18/2006 10:33:12 AM PDT
by
najida
(Love like you've never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, dance like nobodys watching.)
To: Petronski
Scientology is not a religion....it's a UFO cult. Have you been to their 'Celebrity Center' in Hollywood??? Talk about creepy.....ewwwwwww...... I fully expected to see a glass bell jar with L. Ron Hubbard's head floating in it....in the lobby. No such luck..... ;)
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posted on
05/18/2006 10:35:46 AM PDT
by
BossLady
To: Reaganesque
Jesse jackson, al sharpton or richard simmons.
84
posted on
05/18/2006 10:39:50 AM PDT
by
Trillian
To: najida
85
posted on
05/18/2006 10:40:15 AM PDT
by
najida
(Love like you've never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, dance like nobodys watching.)
To: najida
86
posted on
05/18/2006 10:41:53 AM PDT
by
najida
(Love like you've never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, dance like nobodys watching.)
To: BossLady
Yeah, I'm a scieno-watcher from way back, on alt.religion.scientology, and I understand what they are: collectively crazy as a sh*thouse rat.
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posted on
05/18/2006 10:46:37 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I just love that woman.)
To: windcliff
To: Reaganesque
>Who Is a Descendant of Jesus Christ?
Maria Jesus |
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Lindsay Jesus |
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Anna Jesus |
To: Reaganesque
From the Da Vinci Code:
the Holy Grail, in French Saint Graal, was in fact the Sang Réal, which in Medieval French means “Holy Blood”, i.e. the blood of Jesus Christ himself flowing in the veins of the Merovingian Kings of France.
Is it possible that Merovingians = Mulungeons of Appalachia
The Melungeons are a small group of dark-skinned people of uncertain origin
who have lived for centuries in the mountains of east Tennessee, southwest
Virginia, and western North Carolina. It seems they were there when the
English settlers arrived in those areas, and the Anglos proceeded to drive
them off their land, disenfranchise them, and generally treat them as
pariahs. To this date, no one seems to know where they came from. Some
are said to have descended from shipwrecked Portuguese sailors, others from
the "Lost Colony," Croatan. There has been speculation that they are of
mixed European, Indian, and Black blood.
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posted on
05/18/2006 10:49:46 AM PDT
by
colorcountry
(He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose.)
To: Billthedrill
Best I can do is turn beer into urine.LOL...... the other day I turned 18 beers into a dumpload of liquid plant food.
Works every time.
91
posted on
05/18/2006 11:09:38 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
("If you see strange men lurking about in groups of three - especially in North Carolina, RUN!)
To: Billthedrill
"Sure ain't me. Best I can do is turn beer into urine."Wish I had thought of that ;-D
92
posted on
05/18/2006 11:15:05 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: Petronski
LMAO! Yeah...I love that Clambake.Org site!
93
posted on
05/18/2006 11:34:42 AM PDT
by
BossLady
To: Reaganesque; aculeus; Charles Henrickson; Constitution Day; dead; dighton; Lazamataz; mikrofon; ...
To: Xenalyte
The obvious candidate...
95
posted on
05/18/2006 11:54:27 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(LIBERALISM: The perpetual insulting of common sense.)
To: martin_fierro
To: frogjerk
Clearly you are correct . . . I was blinded by Scotty's mullet!
Scotty Nguyen is a false Messiah.
97
posted on
05/18/2006 12:13:08 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Pudding won't fill the emptiness inside me . . . but it'll help.)
To: nina0113
Probably because of the way it's revealed.
98
posted on
05/18/2006 12:14:34 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Pudding won't fill the emptiness inside me . . . but it'll help.)
To: Petronski
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99
posted on
05/18/2006 1:27:08 PM PDT
by
Frank Sheed
(Tá brón orainn. Níl Spáinnis againn anseo.)
To: najida
I don't know who she is, but she looks 'heavenly' to these old eyes.
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posted on
05/18/2006 2:52:07 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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