There was a British comic named Brian Conley, who used to do all sorts of beastly things to a squirrel puppet, like hitting it on the head, telling the puppet he'd turned his girlfriend into a hat, etc.
Whenever the audience would object, the comic would shout at them, "It's a puppet!"
I feel like shouting at these people, "It's a novel!". It's fiction, fantasy, myth, in short, it's not true, nor is it even close to being true. Dan Brown is a literary con-man who is covering his lack of talent by wrapping it up in manufactured controversy. We play his game by believing him over JC.
Regards, Ivan

1 posted on
05/17/2006 2:01:08 AM PDT by
MadIvan
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2 posted on
05/17/2006 2:01:32 AM PDT by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: MadIvan
I'm sure most readers of Das Kapital would believe that communism is peachy. Doesn't mean it would have the same effect on me.
To: MadIvan
The poll found that more than one in five British adults has read the book, which has sold more than 40 million copies worldwide, and that a large proportion believe its central claims. I know this is not true, because the book is clearly labeled as fiction, and everyone knows that you don't believe anything you read in a work of fiction.
I've read that any number of times here on FR.
Shalom.
4 posted on
05/17/2006 2:14:27 AM PDT by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: MadIvan
Satan's goal is being achieved through Brown's work as planned.
5 posted on
05/17/2006 2:15:10 AM PDT by
kenth
To: MadIvan
re :Whenever the audience would object, the comic would shout at them, "It's a puppet!"
So thats where it came from.
When I was out in Bosnia our QMS (Quarter Master Sergeant) used to shout that all the time. Thought it was some form of Northern Humour, he was a Yorkshire Man I a East End Cockney.
6 posted on
05/17/2006 2:35:09 AM PDT by
tonycavanagh
(We got plenty of doomsayers where are the truth sayers)
To: MadIvan
I am always distrustful of polls. I may go see the film though just to see what all the hype is about.
7 posted on
05/17/2006 2:37:41 AM PDT by
tonycavanagh
(We got plenty of doomsayers where are the truth sayers)
To: MadIvan
Most Da Vinci Code readers believe Jesus fathered a child, poll finds!Fools, it is idiotic claptrap and is to be avoided!
9 posted on
05/17/2006 2:42:00 AM PDT by
VOYAGER
To: MadIvan
OK, that's it.
I now declare a fatwa on Dan Brown. This is a special fatwa, a christian one. Since killing is bad and all that, and you can leave forgiving until a few days before death, I say everyone trow their dog crap on his lawn, tag his house, spike his car tires at least once a week. Seduce his wife, (take pics) and just make his life so missurable he'll wish he was dead.
To: MadIvan
Didn't read the article.
Headline only.
MadIvan Europe is going to hell in a handbasket in regards to Christianity if a poll finds this true.
What utter heresy.
13 posted on
05/17/2006 2:51:29 AM PDT by
Global2010
(Life takes allot of Prayer and Grit)
To: MadIvan
Idiots. Some people will believe anything -- just like those who vote Democrat.
22 posted on
05/17/2006 3:18:10 AM PDT by
BlessedBeGod
(Benedict XVI = Terminator IV)
To: MadIvan
Two thirds of Britons who have read Dan Brown's thriller believe that Jesus fathered a child with Mary Magdalene, a claim rejected as baseless by historians and Bible scholars.
Typically the "Drive-By" L.S.M.'s "logics"!!!
What about the rest of britons who have NOT read the garbage??? Hmmmm!!!
23 posted on
05/17/2006 3:24:50 AM PDT by
danamco
To: MadIvan
This is just a movie there is a lot of make believe out there in the movies..With all of this hype this movie will make a lot of money..I won't see it not even to rent at the video store.
27 posted on
05/17/2006 3:40:12 AM PDT by
Beth528
To: MadIvan
I am waiting for the MSM to compare/contrast the response of Christians to that of Muslims in regards to insulting the Christian religion versus Islam.
Still waiting.
Also, albinos are also upset about the movie. I suspect the PC crowd may get behind protesting that insult (wait a second they are white so never mind).
To: MadIvan
What a croc of a movie. Totally fiction, no doubt. Most viewers are going to see this movie to watch Audrey Tautou prance around the screen. She is a beautiful French actress. Tom hanks has had some good roles, but a bunch of bad ones too!
38 posted on
05/17/2006 4:04:18 AM PDT by
Lewite
(Praise YAHWEH and Proclaim His Wonderful Name! Islam, the end time Beast-the harlot of Babylon.)
To: MadIvan
Proof that people are stupid. They base their spiritual beliefs on a fictional novel. Whatever tickles their ear I guess.
41 posted on
05/17/2006 4:19:31 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: MadIvan
"It's a novel!".
Do you ever tell that to those who recommend "State of Fear" as a refutation of Climate Change?
43 posted on
05/17/2006 4:21:42 AM PDT by
Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit
(No one cares if the muzzies are free. It really is about their oil.)
To: MadIvan
Apparently there's a lack of intelligemce among Da Vinci Code readers -- and not just in Britain.
It's fiction - want truth, call Art Bell!!
45 posted on
05/17/2006 4:29:59 AM PDT by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: MadIvan
47 posted on
05/17/2006 4:36:43 AM PDT by
cyborg
(I just love that man.)
To: MadIvan
True - it is a work of fiction that many, with anti-Christ agendas, are trying to turn into a defacto "truth" in order to harm Christianity. I find it amazing that they will consider a painting that can be interpreted as showing Paul as a woman, by an artists who wasn't around to see the truth, as some kind of "proof". It would also, in my opinion, be impossible to have hidden any "descendant" line that might have began with Jesus.
48 posted on
05/17/2006 4:38:09 AM PDT by
trebb
("I am the way... no one comes to the Father, but by me..." - Jesus in John 14:6 (RSV))
To: MadIvan
There are a lot of weak-minded people in the world.
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