[Nathan Zachary]

OK, that's it.

I now declare a fatwa on Dan Brown. This is a special fatwa, a christian one. Since killing is bad and all that, and you can leave forgiving until a few days before death, I say everyone trow their dog crap on his lawn, tag his house, spike his car tires at least once a week. Seduce his wife, (take pics) and just make his life so missurable he'll wish he was dead.

[Nathan Zachary]

And lets not cut Tom Hanks any slack either.

Saturate the Internet with Tom Hanks jokes... wait, that's been done before....

[ArGee]

This is a special fatwa, a christian one.

IIRC, the Christian way to heap burning coals on your enemy's head is to bless him.

Shalom.

[wolfcreek]

How would you like that done to your family because you read the Bible? It happens in Muslim countries.