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Man accidentally burns down his house(puts lit cigarette in a bowl of paint thinner)
News and Record ^ | 5/15/06 | ap

Posted on 05/15/2006 11:45:33 AM PDT by Rebelbase

DENVER (AP) — A man taking a break from painting burned down his house this weekend after trying to snuff a cigarette in a bowl of paint thinner.

Stevie Spencer had put the bowl on his coffee table before taking a smoke break about 10 p.m. Saturday.

"I forgot paint thinner was in the bowl," Spencer said. "I thought it was water."

The fire from the paint thinner ignited some papers, Spencer said. He evacuated his wife from the house, then tried to extinguish the flames with a hose. He suffered minor injuries before abandoning the house.

Spencer estimated the fire destroyed his house in about 15 minutes.

The American Red Cross is helping the family with clothes and a place to stay.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: buttlist; darwinaward; dontdrinkthis; fire; idiot; pufflist; retard; water
Bummer. Paint thinner isn't water.
1 posted on 05/15/2006 11:45:35 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

The next DNC Chairman.


2 posted on 05/15/2006 11:47:27 AM PDT by new yorker 77 (FAKE POLLS DO NOT TRANSLATE INTO REAL VOTERS!)
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To: Rebelbase

"Worst of all," Spencer added, "my paintbrushes are all stiff and ruined because I accidentally cleaned them with water."


3 posted on 05/15/2006 11:47:43 AM PDT by edpc
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To: windcliff

ping


4 posted on 05/15/2006 11:49:23 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: Rebelbase
I don't guess the redneck was up to telling the insurance adjuster he was lighting his farts on fire & forgot about that big bowl of refried beans he had for dinner.
5 posted on 05/15/2006 11:49:56 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: new yorker 77

nah, he's just a paint sniffer,not an actual painter.


6 posted on 05/15/2006 11:51:11 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (lead ,follow or get out of the majority.start with our borders.)
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To: dighton

Oops.


7 posted on 05/15/2006 11:52:10 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Rebelbase

Pull him out of the gene pool.


8 posted on 05/15/2006 11:52:41 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN - 3rd Bn. Fifth Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
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To: Rakkasan1
A good painter is hard to find.

Plus, a good taper that gives the sheet-rock a good skim coat and sands it down nicely makes a painters life easier.

I'll spring for the skim coat if the paint I'm using is expensive.
9 posted on 05/15/2006 11:53:39 AM PDT by new yorker 77 (FAKE POLLS DO NOT TRANSLATE INTO REAL VOTERS!)
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To: TexasCajun
insurance

I wondered if the mention of the Red Cross implies he doesn't have any. I'm hoping my insurer didn't assume such a risk as this guy.

10 posted on 05/15/2006 11:54:53 AM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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To: Rebelbase

11 posted on 05/15/2006 11:57:48 AM PDT by kingattax
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To: Howlin; onyx; Clemenza; Petronski; GummyIII; SevenofNine; martin_fierro; veronica; EggsAckley; ...

ping!


12 posted on 05/15/2006 12:02:08 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Rebelbase

I'm surprised he didn't drink the "bowl of water".

Smokin' 'n paintin' with solvent based paints, a Darwinian idea.

My mom used to go into her assisted living facility "smoking room" towing her little tank of oxygen with her. They also caught her smoking in her private room, absolutely forbidden, but she did it anyway she was so addicted to cigarettes.


13 posted on 05/15/2006 12:04:39 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: Rebelbase; EveningStar

Did this guy take the small bus to school? I hope he didn't produce any offspring...


14 posted on 05/15/2006 12:26:00 PM PDT by Clemenza (If you don't trust the government to buy your groceries, why trust it to educate your children?)
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To: Clemenza

Did this guy take the small bus to school?

No, he took his lunch to school.


15 posted on 05/15/2006 2:55:08 PM PDT by proudpapa (of three.)
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To: Rebelbase

I don't know HOW many times I've done that! I need to stop leaving open bowls of flammable liquids around the living room!


16 posted on 05/15/2006 3:17:22 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: EveningStar

Oh man, I tried not to laugh... poor guy, I feel sorry for him.


17 posted on 05/15/2006 7:53:30 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Rebelbase

If only the Denver city council would have banned all smoking in the city.

Or, another way to look at it --- when you're born dumb, you stay that way a long time.


18 posted on 05/15/2006 10:37:52 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: new yorker 77

"A good painter is hard to find..." and a hard painter is good to find? I assume Mrs. NY77 thinks so.


19 posted on 05/17/2006 8:44:55 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Disregard the law of unintended consequences at your own risk.)
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