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Bush to Fox: New Border Troops Will Face North
Scrappleface ^ | 5/12/06 | Scott Ott

Posted on 05/15/2006 8:37:57 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

(2006-05-12) — In an effort to improve his sagging popularity in Mexican public opinion polls, President George Bush today reassured his Mexican counterpart that his move to place more National Guard units at the border is actually intended to keep illegal aliens from escaping the U.S.

With Congress moving toward heavier penalties for undocumented workers and their employers, President Bush reportedly told Mexican President Vicente Fox that the U.S. government will do all it can to “retain the people who do the jobs no one else will do.”

In a 15-minute phone call to Mr. Fox, President Bush reiterated his commitment to immigration reform that would ensure the right of Mexicans to “run away from your pathetic third-world dump, without restricting the flow of U.S. dollars that prop up your alleged government.”

The White House said moving more National Guard units to the border would shore up the president’s conservative Republican base.

“They always like to see military deployments,” an unnamed White House spokesman said, “and since most members of Congress never visit the border, they won’t realize that our troops are facing north.”


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: anothernoob; borderpatrol; humor; nationalguard; satire; scrappleface; troopsonborder
Heh...
1 posted on 05/15/2006 8:37:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

ouch


2 posted on 05/15/2006 8:41:02 AM PDT by digger48
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To: Lucky9teen

I wish Bush and the US of A would stop kissing Fox's butt.

I wish we would build a very high, thick and deep concrete wall from the Pacific ocean to the Gulf Of Texas.

Screw Mexico.


3 posted on 05/15/2006 8:42:20 AM PDT by garyhope
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To: Lucky9teen

That Scrappleface is a tricky devil.


4 posted on 05/15/2006 8:45:41 AM PDT by garyhope
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To: Lucky9teen

Okay...I support the President, but who is thinking this stuff up?


5 posted on 05/15/2006 8:47:14 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: rlmorel
scrappleface.
6 posted on 05/15/2006 8:48:17 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Tagline removed per Admin. Moderator.)
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To: Lucky9teen
This can't be emphasized enough. Instead of portraying the illegals as people who want to do the work that Americans won't, start portraying them as escapees from a corrupt oppressive third world hell hole. Make the point that their Government is brutal and unjust, and that reform for Mexico will begin when they get Democracy and a committment from Mexican employers to pay a fair wage.
7 posted on 05/15/2006 9:56:03 AM PDT by Enterprise (The MSM - Propaganda wing and news censorship division of the Democrat Party.)
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To: Enterprise
 
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8 posted on 05/15/2006 7:23:55 PM PDT by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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