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Man charged in dildo assault
Aftenposten ^ | last week | staff

Posted on 05/14/2006 10:52:57 AM PDT by Rodney King

A 37-year-old man remained in police custody Tuesday, charged with a violent assault against his former girlfriend. He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.

The 28-year-old victim remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts. According to local newspaper Firda, she told police she feared for her life during the assault.

The defendant appeared in the Fjordane court in the scenic western town of Nordfjordeid on Monday. He told said he was sorry for his actions, and attempted to downplay the assault.

"It lasted 10 to 15 minutes, max," he told the court. "I didn't hit her with anything other than a dildo."

He also suggested the woman may have had bruises from before the assault. "She doesn't tolerate much because of anorexia," he said, adding that he was sorry "for what happened" and demanding he be released.

He was instead ordered held for another four weeks.

Aftenposten English Web Desk


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bluntweapontrauma; buzzzzzzzoh; dildo; norway; pervert
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1 posted on 05/14/2006 10:52:58 AM PDT by Rodney King
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What a tool!


2 posted on 05/14/2006 10:53:54 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Pass)
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To: Rodney King
Attack with a friendly weapon?

Seriously, these sound like a couple of people with serious mental problems.

3 posted on 05/14/2006 10:54:38 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (I like to make everyone's day a little more surreal)
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Headline of the day!


4 posted on 05/14/2006 10:55:32 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Any guest worker program that does not require application from the home country is Amnesty)
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To: Rodney King
He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.

You mean one of these...?


5 posted on 05/14/2006 10:55:43 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: martin_fierro

PING!!! :)


6 posted on 05/14/2006 10:56:09 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: Rodney King
Those Johnny the wad doubleheaders can be as dangerous as a 6 D-cell Mag lite.
7 posted on 05/14/2006 10:57:16 AM PDT by mmercier
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To: Rodney King; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; TheBigB; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.
The 28-year-old victim remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts.

Imagine what he could've done with a(n) ________________. <--- your input here.

8 posted on 05/14/2006 11:00:10 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Assault with a hardly shtuppin'.)
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"I didn't hit her with anything other than a d*ldo ."

So he was beating her off? She couldn't have beaten him off to prevent the attack?

9 posted on 05/14/2006 11:00:58 AM PDT by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: martin_fierro

"Come again...?"

10 posted on 05/14/2006 11:01:01 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: Rodney King

some other funny stories at the link...


11 posted on 05/14/2006 11:10:09 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: Rodney King

"Boy it must have been a big one." -- My wife after reading the article.


12 posted on 05/14/2006 11:53:35 AM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: Rodney King
He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.

Punishments for assault with a deadly dildo can be found in the Penal Code.

13 posted on 05/14/2006 11:59:19 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am NOT a * legal entity *, nor am I a ~person~ as created by law!)
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To: martin_fierro
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
INCOMING!





14 posted on 05/14/2006 12:19:06 PM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Rodney King

I think I'll pass this one up, for commenting. You all have said just about all that can be said, safely.


15 posted on 05/14/2006 12:45:01 PM PDT by butternut_squash_bisque (.)
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Imagine what he could have done with a herring!


16 posted on 05/14/2006 1:04:43 PM PDT by llevrok (When they come to take my guns, I will give them the lead first....)
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To: Rodney King
Just another 'GTA: SanAndreas' related crime.

Was he wearing the 'Gimp suit'?

Full disclosure I've gotten to four wanted stars using only the purple double header to kill cops. Good fun.

17 posted on 05/14/2006 1:12:18 PM PDT by Dinsdale
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To: Rodney King

18 posted on 05/14/2006 2:10:29 PM PDT by Restorer
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To: Rodney King

What would he use to kill a moose?


19 posted on 05/14/2006 4:46:22 PM PDT by JRios1968 (In memoriam...)
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To: martin_fierro; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim
Man charged in dildo assault

Dildo charged with battery

20 posted on 05/14/2006 4:53:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Good vibrations.)
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