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Posted on 05/14/2006 10:52:57 AM PDT by Rodney King
A 37-year-old man remained in police custody Tuesday, charged with a violent assault against his former girlfriend. He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.
The 28-year-old victim remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts. According to local newspaper Firda, she told police she feared for her life during the assault.
The defendant appeared in the Fjordane court in the scenic western town of Nordfjordeid on Monday. He told said he was sorry for his actions, and attempted to downplay the assault.
"It lasted 10 to 15 minutes, max," he told the court. "I didn't hit her with anything other than a dildo."
He also suggested the woman may have had bruises from before the assault. "She doesn't tolerate much because of anorexia," he said, adding that he was sorry "for what happened" and demanding he be released.
He was instead ordered held for another four weeks.
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FYI
To: Rodney King
To: Rodney King
Attack with a friendly weapon?
Seriously, these sound like a couple of people with serious mental problems.
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posted on
05/14/2006 10:54:38 AM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(I like to make everyone's day a little more surreal)
To: Rodney King
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posted on
05/14/2006 10:55:32 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Any guest worker program that does not require application from the home country is Amnesty)
To: Rodney King
He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.You mean one of these...?
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posted on
05/14/2006 10:55:43 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
05/14/2006 10:56:09 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
To: Rodney King
Those Johnny the wad doubleheaders can be as dangerous as a 6 D-cell Mag lite.
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posted on
05/14/2006 10:57:16 AM PDT
by
mmercier
To: Rodney King; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; TheBigB; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.
The 28-year-old victim remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts. Imagine what he could've done with a(n) ________________. <--- your input here.
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posted on
05/14/2006 11:00:10 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Assault with a hardly shtuppin'.)
To: Rodney King
"I didn't hit her with anything other than a d*ldo ."So he was beating her off? She couldn't have beaten him off to prevent the attack?
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posted on
05/14/2006 11:00:58 AM PDT
by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: martin_fierro
"Come again...?"
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posted on
05/14/2006 11:01:01 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
To: Rodney King
some other funny stories at the link...
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posted on
05/14/2006 11:10:09 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: Rodney King
"Boy it must have been a big one." -- My wife after reading the article.
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posted on
05/14/2006 11:53:35 AM PDT
by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: Rodney King
He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo. Punishments for assault with a deadly dildo can be found in the Penal Code.
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posted on
05/14/2006 11:59:19 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a * legal entity *, nor am I a ~person~ as created by law!)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
05/14/2006 12:19:06 PM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Rodney King
I think I'll pass this one up, for commenting. You all have said just about all that can be said, safely.
To: Rodney King
Imagine what he could have done with a herring!
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posted on
05/14/2006 1:04:43 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(When they come to take my guns, I will give them the lead first....)
To: Rodney King
Just another 'GTA: SanAndreas' related crime.
Was he wearing the 'Gimp suit'?
Full disclosure I've gotten to four wanted stars using only the purple double header to kill cops. Good fun.
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posted on
05/14/2006 1:12:18 PM PDT
by
Dinsdale
To: Rodney King
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posted on
05/14/2006 2:10:29 PM PDT
by
Restorer
To: Rodney King
What would he use to kill a moose?
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posted on
05/14/2006 4:46:22 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(In memoriam...)
To: martin_fierro; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim
Man charged in dildo assault Dildo charged with battery
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