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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chatting; singles
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To: pcottraux

Me!!! I'm ready! :P How was your day?


681 posted on 04/30/2006 5:56:15 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew

It was fine.


682 posted on 04/30/2006 5:56:39 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

Well, that's very descriptive. Would you like to share what you did or is it a secret?


683 posted on 04/30/2006 5:58:57 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: DollyCali

Thanks. Am I on two ping lists, I was just pinged for a sunday evening list.


684 posted on 04/30/2006 6:01:36 PM PDT by Chickensoup (The water in the pot is getting warmer, froggies.The water in the pot is getting warmer, froggies.)
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To: DollyCali

I'll have to check it out sometime.


685 posted on 04/30/2006 6:01:51 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: pcottraux
I'm here!

So how was your second day? Did you get to use the price gun yet?

By the way, I will be posting intermittently as I am painting my toenails...

686 posted on 04/30/2006 6:02:36 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: pcottraux; Hoodlum91; RockinRight; snugs; Exit148; Goodgirlinred; ozarkgirl; carlr; BillF; All

Dolly Cali travels to DC to chaperone RockinRight & Hoodlum91.
They were so happy for “supervision“

Rock & Hoodlum like this arrangement better

Hoodlum & Rock like this arrangement BEST

DollyCali & pooches Toby & Josy in front of the Bethesda Naval Hospital. Here is the thread on the Event we were all Freeping

Fred Phelps is a FREAK SHOW Freep


687 posted on 04/30/2006 6:07:30 PM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

"Nice pic! I think Dolly has all of our photos in a secret vault. She can use them to blackmail us if she so chooses."

Hopefully she does not have any pics me and my crew pulling that job in Philly.


688 posted on 04/30/2006 6:07:54 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (The UN 1967 Outer Space Treaty is bad for America and bad for humanity - DUMP IT)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness; ilovew

Well, I got to watch someone else use the pricing gun. However, I did get to make price stickers on the machine.

At one point, the woman in the electronics department went on break, so I had to just stand there for 30 minutes watching her department until she got back. Talk about exciting! And I think I'm going to have to do that every day.

All in all, though, I'm enjoying the new job. It's pretty straightforward. It's still going to take me awhile to adjust, though.


689 posted on 04/30/2006 6:09:40 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Toenails is nothing! I'm drawing while FReeping!


690 posted on 04/30/2006 6:10:55 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: DollyCali

Isn't that just the cutest set of pictures ever.


691 posted on 04/30/2006 6:12:09 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

Making stickers sounds like fun to me :) Do you have to wear a uniform?


692 posted on 04/30/2006 6:14:38 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: guess what?

"This is the end, beautiful friend, the end".

The Doors


693 posted on 04/30/2006 6:14:45 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: pcottraux

Bored to tears but ready I guess :P


694 posted on 04/30/2006 6:16:45 PM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.)
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To: ilovew

No, the dress is sort of corporate casual. No T-Shirts, tennis shoes, sweatshirts, open-toe shoes, jeans or shorts allowed. However, you can wear just about anything else...which is narrowed down to slacks, khakis, and button-up or polo shirts.


695 posted on 04/30/2006 6:16:47 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

Whose ready?

I was born ready.


696 posted on 04/30/2006 6:17:11 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: Leatherneck_MT

Yeah, I'm quite familiar with that feeling.


697 posted on 04/30/2006 6:17:12 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: DollyCali

And just how much "supervision" did they require?


698 posted on 04/30/2006 6:18:24 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: Supernatural

Good. Then you're like...ready and waiting.


699 posted on 04/30/2006 6:18:58 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Leatherneck_MT

Bored? You should have gone shooting today.

It was a real nice day here...


700 posted on 04/30/2006 6:19:03 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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