The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30

April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

[pcottraux]

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!

Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!

[Alberta's Child]

I hear ya. It's nice to have a couple of days off in the midst of a hectic work schedule!

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Hey Tulip!

I'm back!!! All squeaky clean!

[ilovew]

*claps* Yay for being clean! :P

[Victoria Delsoul]

Well, actually, it's been more fun than work for me... just taking advantage of the weather and doing things I don't get to do much during winter... well, I do, but not as much, so this week was a lot of fun, but left me without much time or energy to freep, lol.

[rzeznikj at stout]

How are you?

[Victoria Delsoul]

Doing good, thanks.

[Nowhere Man]

Sounds like you caught Boo's sickness in time. Hopefully the antibiotics will prevent pnumenoia which would probably be fatal at his age.

Keep me posted on his progress. I would hate to see you lose two pets in such a short time. I know you will do all you can for Boo. He's in good hands.

I hope so. He looks a little brighter although he still doesn't eat or drink on his own, we have to feed him ourselves but when he walks, he tail is up, usually that mean's "all systems are go" so that should be a good sign.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

WAKE UP!

[Ladysmith]

Good timing, too tired to be a troublemaker this evening. ;o)

[Supernatural]

Who's there?

(I was wondering if this would turn out to be a knock knock joke).

[Supernatural]

I like the kind of trouble you make. Same kind as I make.

[HitmanLV]

Yes those were good songs! Thanks for introducing me to Vanelli! :-)

[pcottraux]

But I'm not asleep!

[ilovew]

Well then where were you, cutie? I missed you :)

[Supernatural]

Tail up is a good sign.

I just had an orange neighborhood cat come on my porch. That cat wouldn't come near me for months. Just now it was letting me pet it and purring away. It even wanted to come into the house with me.

The other neighbor's cat hangs out with me all the time and I let it in the house where it usually takes a nap after being petted and scratched for a while.

Those two cats were fighting on my porch at 2 AM about a week ago. They were bounding off of the iron railings and making a lot of racket. It was a turf thing.

[Supernatural]

Emerson who?

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

So tell me more about your new job! DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!

[Supernatural]

Do you like jazz and easy listening music? Or just Gino?