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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chatting; singles
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Those are some nice tunes, Victoria. Hope you've been having a great weekend!


381 posted on 04/29/2006 8:07:09 PM PDT by Alberta's Child (Can money pay for all the days I lived awake but half asleep?)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Not too shabby.


382 posted on 04/29/2006 8:08:41 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: Supernatural

Yeah, I guess they got together and made that album not too long ago. They were the disco kings... or something like that.


383 posted on 04/29/2006 8:08:42 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I don't typically see many Hispanic immigrants around here in general, except a few that have worked with the landscaping crews around our office. I don't think staging a boycott in the Pittsburgh area would be a very effective strategy.

You'd probably see some agitators around the Pitt campus in Oakland along with the other colleges here in Pittsburgh.

Nowhere Man, from the Darkside of Moon Township. B-)
384 posted on 04/29/2006 8:09:20 PM PDT by Nowhere Man (Greystone, I'll miss you (5-12-2001 - 4-15-2006) RIP little buddy.)
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To: Alberta's Child
I am. Finally, I get to sit down and just relax, lol.
385 posted on 04/29/2006 8:09:31 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Supernatural

I don't know of any illegal aliens here.


386 posted on 04/29/2006 8:09:41 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: rzeznikj at stout

:-)


387 posted on 04/29/2006 8:09:49 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Nowhere Man

Moon township and Mars...two places in the Pittsburgh area.

Lots of foreigners at Pitt and the other colleges and universities in the area.


388 posted on 04/29/2006 8:11:01 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: tuliptree76

We are both lucky. Not many around here either. Yet.


389 posted on 04/29/2006 8:11:36 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: guess what?

OK, I'm guessing.

What?


391 posted on 04/29/2006 8:13:05 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Oh geez, I've been pinged here?! LOL!! Funny...


392 posted on 04/29/2006 8:13:20 PM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS))
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To: guess what?

That depends on whether or not you want to cause trouble.


393 posted on 04/29/2006 8:13:58 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: guess what?

Why not. Welcome to the thread.


394 posted on 04/29/2006 8:14:00 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Ladysmith

The more the merrier. We reject no one except for troublemakers.


395 posted on 04/29/2006 8:16:29 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: guess what?

Welcome to Free Republic and the thread, guess what.


396 posted on 04/29/2006 8:16:30 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Hey those are some great tunes! EXCELLENT! Thanks for sharing! :-)


398 posted on 04/29/2006 8:19:45 PM PDT by HitmanLV (Don't stomp so hard! Your dentures will fall out!!)
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To: HitmanLV

You're welcome. Hope you liked Gino Vanelli. I love his songs.


399 posted on 04/29/2006 8:21:15 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Hi Max.


400 posted on 04/29/2006 8:21:16 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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