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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chatting; singles
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To: ozarkgirl

It is really confusing. I heard it first on the news and was COMPLETELY stunned. I had no idea what they were talking about.


101 posted on 04/28/2006 7:20:22 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I was told by several sources that if you replace one tire, you have to replace all of them.

That was my previous understanding but since being single, I've found out, one tire at a time works fine. If we were in a perfect world, we'd have perfect tires, 4 at a time.

In the past, I've always had some guy friend at work that knew about computers I could call to help me tonight, my computer keeps logging off! I seem to be fresh out of guy friends, and my computer keeps messing up so I'll log off for the night. Not sure what's going on...

Have a great night, I give up, this is about the 5th time I've tried to respond to you. I'll be very surprised if it works.

102 posted on 04/28/2006 7:23:35 PM PDT by ozarkgirl
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To: ozarkgirl

Good night; hope you get your 'puter working in time for tomorrow night's thread.


103 posted on 04/28/2006 7:25:58 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I sent you an email yesterday (not a FReepmail).

I wonder if you got it. Sometimes my emails don't seem to get through to people.

Let me know.


104 posted on 04/28/2006 7:33:10 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: All

Wow...this is seriously a dead thread tonight.

Shortly I'll be posting some conversation topics.


105 posted on 04/28/2006 8:07:06 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: All
Company Offers Escapes From Bad Dates

SAN DIEGO (AP) -- Secure Networks USA LLC says it has just the escape route for painful dates: A plea you can prearrange online before your encounter.

Here's how it works: Before your date, go on the Internet and scribble a message to friends and family. Set the time for the message to be sent - by cell phone, e-mail or instant messaging.

If the date is going well, cancel the message by logging on to the Internet from your cell phone. If you don't cancel, your friends will spring into action, such as by placing a call that could give you an excuse to say an emergency has come up.

Secure Networks said it introduced the Secure Singles free notification system because it was "alarmed by the prevalence of dating disasters and online predator stories that continue to be reported around the world."

What if the date is going well and you forget to cancel the SOS?

Jenny Gilcrest, a spokeswoman for the San Diego-based company, said friends would call and learn that it was a false alarm.

Of course, that interruption might have killed that passionate moment.

106 posted on 04/28/2006 8:09:32 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: All

Took a little longer than I thought.

Fixing the Mac...;)


107 posted on 04/28/2006 8:11:42 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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Mismatched.com
The Wall Street Journal Online
By Ellen Gamerman

About two million Americans met their spouses online. Now the divorces are starting. How dating Web sites are scrambling to make sure forever really is forever.

In 1995, Matt Frassica, tired of singles bars and set-ups by friends, tried his hand at dating online. There he met, and later married, a woman who also liked long walks in the rain and homemade lasagna. They were even featured in People magazine as a prototype of successful cyber-romance.

Then the fairy tale ended. Mr. Frassica said he realized he was gay, and the divorce was official last year...

Read more here:
http://biz.yahoo.com/weekend/mismatch_1.html

108 posted on 04/28/2006 8:14:51 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: rzeznikj at stout

We have a near dead thread, I'm afraid.


109 posted on 04/28/2006 8:15:14 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

So...how have you been doing?


110 posted on 04/28/2006 8:16:15 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew

I've been doing fine. How have you been doing?


111 posted on 04/28/2006 8:16:35 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

Why does this happen when I leave... ;)


112 posted on 04/28/2006 8:17:12 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: ilovew

What's new?


113 posted on 04/28/2006 8:17:45 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: pcottraux; ilovew
We went down--back up at 11pm CDT.
114 posted on 04/28/2006 8:58:18 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

*Phew!*


115 posted on 04/28/2006 9:01:57 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: rzeznikj at stout

I was freaking out. I can't handle not being on FR. What else am I supposed to do with my time?


116 posted on 04/28/2006 9:04:04 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: pcottraux

No kidding.

I started to utter a set of choice four-letter words at my computer--it's the first time I've done it while running Linux.

That, and I couldn't seem to get into Free Republic 2.


117 posted on 04/28/2006 9:08:24 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: ilovew

I hear ya ;)

It's like a drug. A very potent drug that gets me through the day. And--there are no side effects!!


118 posted on 04/28/2006 9:09:16 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Lol very true. But it is very addictive.


119 posted on 04/28/2006 9:12:35 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew
Though I wonder if FR's going down was related to this:

Blogs down: Hack Attack

And the related FR thread.

120 posted on 04/28/2006 9:16:13 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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