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2 posted on 04/28/2006 6:59:37 AM PDT by Xenophobic Alien (THE BATTLE FOR MANKIND HAS BEGUN!!! ALL HAIL XENU!!!!!!!)

To: Xenophobic Alien

I was just wondering where the OFST was. Figured I was going to have to start it myself!

5 posted on 04/28/2006 7:00:54 AM PDT by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)

To: Xenophobic Alien

Reporting for duty! (hehe - I said duty....)

6 posted on 04/28/2006 7:01:20 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Tour Guide Goddess)

To: Xenophobic Alien

Hello!

Fancy to see you this morning!

13 posted on 04/28/2006 7:04:04 AM PDT by najida (Founder of the Contrarian Party....Do NOT argue with me ;))

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21 posted on 04/28/2006 7:07:13 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (In Memory of my Friends who can no longer post with me!)

To: Xenophobic Alien

OK so this is a little silly.

I'm watching the news this morning and they're showing a clip of one basketball player basically tackling another during an NBA game last night.

The Anchorette has this clever quip "Apparently (name of player) forgot what game he was playing last night...this looks a lot more like football than baseball."

And looks even MORE like basketball!

36 posted on 04/28/2006 7:14:15 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Tour Guide Goddess)

To: Xenophobic Alien

http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html

One minute poliyical test.

I'm a libertarian

42 posted on 04/28/2006 7:19:07 AM PDT by hattend (Gotta turn up the heat on the damn melting pot. Some stuff looks like it doesn't want to melt.)

To: Xenophobic Alien

http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html

One minute political test.

I'm a libertarian

43 posted on 04/28/2006 7:19:18 AM PDT by hattend (Gotta turn up the heat on the damn melting pot. Some stuff looks like it doesn't want to melt.)

To: Xenophobic Alien; Dog Gone

51 posted on 04/28/2006 7:27:23 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)

To: Xenophobic Alien

It's Friday here, too?

LOLOL

Happy FRiday all!

57 posted on 04/28/2006 7:30:38 AM PDT by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)

To: Xenophobic Alien

Who said anything about in Intelligent Design?.. We were actually created by this guy..

86 posted on 04/28/2006 7:41:54 AM PDT by Paradox (Removing all Doubt since 1998!)

To: Xenophobic Alien

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake.

By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.

This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.

I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is as yours. I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail.

I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious ! excitemnt.

The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you're a liberal democrat."

130 posted on 04/28/2006 8:10:41 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)

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