OK so this is a little silly.
I'm watching the news this morning and they're showing a clip of one basketball player basically tackling another during an NBA game last night.
The Anchorette has this clever quip "Apparently (name of player) forgot what game he was playing last night...this looks a lot more like football than baseball."
And looks even MORE like basketball!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
LOL!!
I went to a fight and a basketball game broke out..........