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I take a field trip to Zotland, the capital of Upper Volta

Posted on 04/24/2006 6:32:23 AM PDT by zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

So like Dude... I learned that the capitol of Texas is Cuba. That means that the capitol of Arizona is like, Brazil. WHOA DUDE! IT MUST BE! Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh...


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To: Monkey Face
I think I'll do it maybe once a week or so. Illegal immigration is not something that is going to go away unless we MAKE it go away!

Agreed...and that's a great idea!! Post companies weekly...

381 posted on 05/02/2006 1:54:37 PM PDT by nicmarlo (Bush is the Best President Ever. Rah. Rah.)
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To: sully777
Chastity before marriage...

Oopsss... I knew I'd gotten the order on that one mixed up.

382 posted on 05/02/2006 1:57:56 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: sully777

I remember that one from art class. ;)


383 posted on 05/02/2006 1:58:39 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: Monkey Face

Howdy!


384 posted on 05/02/2006 1:59:56 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: Monkey Face

I was voter #34 at my precinct, at 5:15 p.m. A visit and a spit from Vlad was the most excitement the poll workers had experienced all day!


385 posted on 05/02/2006 2:23:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I'll weigh 50% less on Mars!)
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To: nicmarlo

I'll post updates as they come in, but I'll try to remember to post the URL as well.

We need to all spread the word.


386 posted on 05/02/2006 2:58:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Oopsss... I knew I'd gotten the order on that one mixed up.

Didn't we all?

387 posted on 05/02/2006 2:59:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

That we do!


388 posted on 05/02/2006 2:59:13 PM PDT by nicmarlo (Bush is the Best President Ever. Rah. Rah.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Hi, Jon!

You still here? I think I'll be posting hit and miss for the next few weeks, what with packing and all.


389 posted on 05/02/2006 2:59:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Vlad has my vote for Guy Most Likely To Melt Hearts.


390 posted on 05/02/2006 3:00:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

My husband was voter #4, almost an hour later. He said the poll workers all cheered when he walked in!

It's remarkable, really - this is a very important primary in our county, will decide the County Commissioners election, and nobody's voting.


391 posted on 05/02/2006 3:15:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I'll weigh 50% less on Mars!)
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To: Tax-chick

Well dang. I guess the constituents can't complain about who takes over and what they do, can they?

Something like that happened in Henderson, NV. The folks with money (in Green Valley) figured life would go on, and didn't want their property taxes raised, even though the city had ballooned in size along with the Metro area.

The Henderson police chief went to the media, got his face on everyone's TV and his voice on everyone's radio and said. "We can't afford to answer all the calls that come in because we lack the manpower, both at the 911 console and on the streets. The citizens voted down the raise in property taxes, so we will determine which calls meet the criteria for 'emergencies'." He also added that there would be no new traffic signals, no new fire stations, and no new police sub-stations.

Two years later, they voted on the same bill, but the cost had tripled. It was voted in.


392 posted on 05/02/2006 3:22:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face
Also it was a guarantee that the marriage would be fruitful.

After the plague once wide spread families were often down to only a few members. Having a sterile spouse could have spelled the end of your line.

In such cases morality gives way to survival.

Oddly enought it also gave birth to the movement for the rights of the common man and the end of serfdom.

(Hi Face!)

393 posted on 05/02/2006 3:47:40 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill (pink bow))
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To: nicmarlo

Hi nicmarlo. Thanks for visiting the U T !


394 posted on 05/02/2006 3:52:07 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Hey, Teddy! How are you feeling, now?


395 posted on 05/02/2006 4:04:07 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Are you still here?

It's nice and warm in Tucson. We're at 94 degrees, now...nice and toasty! Next week, I'll go to the pool for sure! Gotta work on that tan, ya know!


396 posted on 05/02/2006 4:06:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Afternoon, stephenjohnbanker *grins*

What's a U T?


397 posted on 05/02/2006 4:07:47 PM PDT by nicmarlo (Bush is the Best President Ever. Rah. Rah.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ducking In and out...;)

The End is Near!!

(The end of the semester, that is...)


398 posted on 05/02/2006 4:08:17 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

And aren't we all relieved at that?


399 posted on 05/02/2006 4:09:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: nicmarlo

U T = Undead Thread!


400 posted on 05/02/2006 4:09:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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