**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 04/21/2006 | IPW

[BJClinton]

Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.

[groovejedi]

I sold all the tables and booths and chairs in that cafeteria.... :)

[fredhead]

http://www.holylemon.com/WhatsAHo.html

[Lucky9teen]

Anyone wanna go to lunch?

[MarineBrat]

LOL - where does that End of the Raven come from? I would like to share it and properly credit the clever author.

I'm not sure who wrote it. I believe I first saw it way back in the mid-90's when I ran a BBS. Might have been some FidoNet EchoMailer who wrote it. :)

It did prompt me to go back and read "The Raven" again and refresh myself on it. It truly was an awesome poem. Poe was a master!

[fredhead]

My Dad used to tell a story (joke) about a woman who named her kids (I'll spell them phonetically) Go-norra and See-phyllis. (Gonorrhea and Syphilis)

[Mr. Jazzy]

Yep.

[Steve0113]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

[Lucky9teen]

Only in America...

[lilylangtree]

Sorry. I rec'd the list via email from another source. I'll correct the list. Thanks!

[peacebaby]

""So why is the groom wearing black?"

So, exactly what ARE you trying to say?

:`)

[peacebaby]

"Awarded Internationally"

that's a hoot.

[Dashing Dasher]

And you are posted in the cave.

[BJClinton]

They put those up when they heard the VP was coming to town.

[Lucky9teen]

There's something wrong with this headline...

[Steelerfan]

I think a loose translation would be "Run while you still can".

[hillarynot]

Stranded on a deserted island, a man had only a lamb and a sheepdog for companions. One night after several months of no contact with the outside world the man, the dog, and the lamb were all sitting on the edge of a cliff looking at the sunset. There was barely a whiff of wind. The temperature was perfect, and the aroma from surrounding flowers was wonderful. As the man sat and gazed at the beautiful sight, he began thinking about how much he missed human contact, particularly female. As he sat there and thought, the lamb began looking better and better. He then decided - oh what the heck - I’ll give it a try. As he put his arm around the lamb, the sheep dog began growling and showing his fangs. Well that put an end to that.

Several months later, the man looked out and saw a raft in the distance heading toward the island. As it got closer he saw it was a woman. When the raft finally landed, he noticed the woman on the raft was Hillary Clinton.

Several months later, the man, the dog, and the lamb and Hillary were all sitting on the edge of a cliff looking at the sunset. There was barely a whiff of wind. The temperature was perfect, and the aroma from surrounding flowers was wonderful. As the man sat and gazed at the beautiful sight, he began thinking again. He looked over at Hillary - once - twice – and then he decided what the heck – Hillary he said - would you mind taking the dog for a walk.

[CougarGA7]

LOL.

PULL!

[Steve0113]

""So why is the groom wearing black?"

So, exactly what ARE you trying to say?

"Why, nothing," he said innocently.

[King Prout]

Yo HO! a pirate's life for me...

[peacebaby]

Peacebaby making notes:

Steve0113
Steelerfan

future reference.