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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 04/21/2006
| IPW
Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton
Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ipw; ofst; tgif
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To: peacebaby
btw, where's our BDSM sister, Chanticleer?Isn't she here under one of the burkas?
181
posted on
04/21/2006 9:17:12 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: Snardius
Red rover, Red rover
Send Snardius right over.
182
posted on
04/21/2006 9:17:16 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
To: The_Victor
If I go there, can I get 72???
183
posted on
04/21/2006 9:17:26 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("There's a little bit fruitcake left in every one of us." - Jimmy Buffett)
To: BJClinton
Re: Placenta Helper
I once knew a young woman who named her new daughter "Placenta" because she thought it was a pretty name. No lie!
184
posted on
04/21/2006 9:18:01 AM PDT
by
LNewman
To: BJClinton
185
posted on
04/21/2006 9:18:58 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I don't know...do they make leather burkas?
186
posted on
04/21/2006 9:19:13 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
To: hattend
Sound's delicious but how can it be a "lazyman" lasagna when I have to get up every 45 minutes for 12 hours to stir the sauce?
Well, it's not THAT lazy. You can stir it every two hours if ya want. I do it every 45 because I'm a little paranoid about uneven cooking (or so my Wife says).
187
posted on
04/21/2006 9:19:40 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: iluvlucy
Any idea how big that town is anyway?I had to look it up. It's a town of about 15,000 and is located about 50 miles NW of Philadelphia. Here's an actual Google result:
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188
posted on
04/21/2006 9:21:12 AM PDT
by
Steve0113
(Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
To: RandallFlagg
I was just jabbing you in the ribs.
I sent the recipe to my wife, I hope she hangs onto it. I want to try it.
189
posted on
04/21/2006 9:21:39 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Gotta turn up the heat on the damn melting pot. Some stuff looks like it doesn't want to melt.)
To: acad1228
This might help explain it.
190
posted on
04/21/2006 9:22:45 AM PDT
by
Ingtar
(Prensa dos para el inglés)
To: peacebaby; Allegra
Don't they have BDSMs in Islamic countries??
If there is one place in the world that needs BDSM - it's them!
Maybe Allegra can start a chapter there for us!
191
posted on
04/21/2006 9:22:58 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: hattend
I was just jabbing you in the ribs.
Oh, I knew that .
;-)
192
posted on
04/21/2006 9:23:26 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: Auntbee
Psstt...
auntbee has a pocket rocket and a cigarette!
193
posted on
04/21/2006 9:25:18 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: groovejedi
Ended up going to the Hospital. Its in my business park and they have a fine cafeteria. Cheap too.
194
posted on
04/21/2006 9:26:18 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(AIXELSYD TAEB I)
To: BJClinton
I guess that's being conciderate.
195
posted on
04/21/2006 9:26:39 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Hey....don't give away my secrets!!
196
posted on
04/21/2006 9:26:50 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Dashing Dasher; Allegra; Auntbee
I ...uh...don't ....know....I'd have to swap my whip for a machine gun...
and it's hard to walk in that sand in these thigh high black stiletto boots.
197
posted on
04/21/2006 9:27:01 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
To: peacebaby
I'm not giving up my whip. No way.
198
posted on
04/21/2006 9:28:51 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: HeadOn
Reminds me of a movie (what doesn't).
Remember the little old lady giving testimony in "My Cousin Vinny"? You know, the one with the super-coke bottle glasses?
I can't remember her name, but I do remember this:
Vinny: "Mrs. ___, how many fingers am I holding up?"
Judge: "Let the record show counselor is holding up two fingers."
Vinny: "Your Honor!!"
199
posted on
04/21/2006 9:29:22 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("There's a little bit fruitcake left in every one of us." - Jimmy Buffett)
To: Auntbee
you got a holster for that weapon, lady?
200
posted on
04/21/2006 9:31:21 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
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