Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton
Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.
Well, there are a few steps.
1. Beg Dasher
2. Kiss Dasher's butt, big time
3. Take a written test
4. Take an oral test
AND... pull Max's finger!
You liked and you know it!
pulling Max's finger qualifies as hazing, I think.
"Dead Page"...thanks a heap!
Are we going to Spatula City again today for the sale?
LOL - where does that End of the Raven come from? I would like to share it and properly credit the clever author.
I had it but the link no longer works. If I find it again, I'll FReepmail it to you!
~SK
I thought you only had to pull his finger when you did something bad?
Body model, they don't use her face.
That's a man, baby!
Yes! Today only...buy 9 spatulas, get the 10th one free!
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As
she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Do they come in different colors?
First, you need a membership card. I recommend knee pads for the oral test.
Come over to Fort Worth and we'll have lunch. Or I can meet you in the middle.
but I'm never, ever, ever bad.......
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