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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 04/21/2006
| IPW
Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton
Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ipw; ofst; tgif
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To: Lucky9teen
YOU ROCK!
Stealin' that one...that one...and that one...and definitely, THAT one...
To: SquirrelKing
I'm trying to find the one with the goats...remember it?
102
posted on
04/21/2006 8:42:14 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Gov't solution to invasion=band aid. What we need is to fix the leak, before we clean up the mess.)
To: sully777
How does one sign up for IPW? Well, there are a few steps. 1. Beg Dasher 2. Kiss Dasher's butt, big time 3. Take a written test 4. Take an oral test
To: groovejedi
I sale furniture to Chili's You aver have to come to the Brinker headquarters?
104
posted on
04/21/2006 8:44:06 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Black ribbon on my IPW card in memory of PaulaB)
To: conservativebabe
That oral test was a toughy.
105
posted on
04/21/2006 8:44:19 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: conservativebabe
I didn't have to take a test...
106
posted on
04/21/2006 8:44:55 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: Lucky9teen
Dad's riding so hard he's going to hit Mom
107
posted on
04/21/2006 8:45:17 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: sully777
Not silly, but.... wow!
The snake in this picture had eaten a full grown Impala ewe and, sadly, caught itself in an electric fence.
Over four metres in length, this was a large specimen.
When the python was skinned we found a full grown Impala ewe had just been swallowed.
The python kills its prey by coiling itself around the animal and constricting it. When the animal is dead the python swallows it normally head first. Having swallowed its prey, the snake will find an abandoned burrow or hollow tree in which to hide and digest it's meal.
A view of the python's mouth. A python's bite is not venomous but would be very painful.
from http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-python.htm
108
posted on
04/21/2006 8:45:52 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: RockinRight; Dashing Dasher
Me either, but that's because we are original inductee's and members. Everyone else, well, they have to prove their worthiness.
To: conservativebabe
Well, there are a few steps. 1. Beg Dasher 2. Kiss Dasher's butt, big time 3. Take a written test 4. Take an oral test My tounge is still numb
110
posted on
04/21/2006 8:46:01 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Black ribbon on my IPW card in memory of PaulaB)
To: Auntbee
To: conservativebabe; Dashing Dasher
How does one sign up for IPW?
Well, there are a few steps. 1. Beg Dasher 2. Kiss Dasher's butt, big time 3. Take a written test 4. Take an oral test
112
posted on
04/21/2006 8:46:21 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: r-q-tek86
113
posted on
04/21/2006 8:48:19 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Baynative
I love it! The following was told to me by my Grandfather, who was in the courtroom during a trial:
lawyer: Sheriff, are you sure that was the defendant's car?
Sheriff: Yes sir, I could read the license plate.
lawyer: Really? How far away were you?
Sheriff: About 30 yards.
lawyer: That's a long way off, Sheriff. Just how far can you see?
Sheriff, after pause: I can see the moon...How far is that?
114
posted on
04/21/2006 8:48:28 AM PDT
by
HeadOn
(Honest. Really. Cross my heart. No joke.)
To: Auntbee
115
posted on
04/21/2006 8:49:02 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: r-q-tek86
I didn't think it was THAT kind of oral test...
116
posted on
04/21/2006 8:49:08 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: r-q-tek86; Dashing Dasher
LMAO!!!
She makes you work for it.
To: nuke rocketeer
118
posted on
04/21/2006 8:49:30 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: The_Victor
119
posted on
04/21/2006 8:49:39 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: r-q-tek86
In case you ever need one...
120
posted on
04/21/2006 8:49:53 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Gov't solution to invasion=band aid. What we need is to fix the leak, before we clean up the mess.)
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