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Carpenter arrested for working in the buff -- again.
Oakland Tribune ^ | 4/20/06 | Harry Harris and Kristin Bender

Posted on 04/20/2006 7:58:14 PM PDT by NormsRevenge

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1 posted on 04/20/2006 7:58:18 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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This should be illegal.

... unless the chick doing it is really hot.


2 posted on 04/20/2006 8:00:46 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside (Watcher of the Skies)
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"I was nailin' her pretty good, and then the homeowner walked in. Very embarassing."


3 posted on 04/20/2006 8:01:47 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Never question Bruce Dickinson!)
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"If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning..."


4 posted on 04/20/2006 8:03:46 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside (Watcher of the Skies)
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5 posted on 04/20/2006 8:05:48 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: NormsRevenge

Everybody's happy.

6 posted on 04/20/2006 8:09:16 PM PDT by martin_fierro (I got squirrelly nieces & nephews)
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To: NormsRevenge

How's your shingle hangiing Mr. Long Duck Dong?


7 posted on 04/20/2006 8:11:43 PM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of an 2 year old son with Down Syndrome)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; EX52D; peacebaby; LongElegantLegs; ...

How do I always miss this stuff?


8 posted on 04/20/2006 8:21:19 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
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How do I always miss this stuff?

Fly lower. :)

9 posted on 04/20/2006 8:25:24 PM PDT by EveningStar
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But not everyone is tolerant of nude carpenters. A Montclair homeowner called police when he arrived home early and found the worker buck naked.

I used to live in Montclair. Not sure if I would have tolerated that guy either, to tell the truth. Now Kevin Cosner or Mel baby???? !!! ;)

10 posted on 04/20/2006 8:26:28 PM PDT by phantomworker ("Feel the rain on your skin.No one else can feel it for you.Only you can let it in."---Unwritten)
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It's nature. A gentle breeze blowin'. The feel of the warm sun. Nothing to cut the gut or the crack.

it's nature.

11 posted on 04/20/2006 8:34:06 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Mr. Honniball or Mr. Horny-ball?

I hope he was at least wearing shoes or boots to protect his feet.

Me personally if I'm shooting a big nail gun, I want my privates, such as they are, protected.

And what about sunburn on your "sensitive" areas? Not to mention splinters.


12 posted on 04/20/2006 8:37:20 PM PDT by garyhope
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How's the hammer hanging, Mr Honniball?

13 posted on 04/20/2006 8:55:03 PM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")
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oooohhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the splinters!!!!!!! :-)


14 posted on 04/20/2006 8:59:30 PM PDT by Scribbz (Navy brat and proud!)
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15 posted on 04/20/2006 10:14:11 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (History is a work in progress)
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Ouch! Around saws, splinters, nails and hammers.....He could miss his thumb ...and...and....sorry......this is just too painful to even talk about.


16 posted on 04/20/2006 10:21:50 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (The tree never falls far from the apple.)
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17 posted on 04/20/2006 11:44:49 PM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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18 posted on 04/20/2006 11:49:34 PM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: NormsRevenge
Berkeley: Nude Protests, Nude Students, topless protestors for public breastfeeding, Mr. Nude Carpenter.

He's available for the asking... dime o dozen o nails in Berkeley.

19 posted on 04/21/2006 2:38:31 AM PDT by Alia
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To: NormsRevenge

Shouldn't arrest him for nudity.

But stupidity is a capital offense!

Dude coulda got splinters and infections and gangrene in places where most people don't even know they got places!

And to let him near something high tech would be criminal, like anything woth a cord.


20 posted on 04/21/2006 2:47:44 AM PDT by djf (Bedtime story: Once upon a time, they snuck on the boat and threw the tea over. In a land far away..)
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