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I realise he lives in Hollywood, but surely this behaviour crosses into the deranged, even for them.

Regards, Ivan


1 posted on 04/18/2006 2:23:26 AM PDT by MadIvan
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Ping!


2 posted on 04/18/2006 2:23:40 AM PDT by MadIvan (Ya hya chouhada! Dune fans, visit - http://www.thesietch.com/)
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This will help people stop thinking he is crazed lunitic. [/sarcasm


3 posted on 04/18/2006 2:24:36 AM PDT by Simmy2.5 (There are more conspiracies at DU then there are on Coast to Coast AM.)
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I think I am going to throw up.

And then will he start gnawing on the baby for the main course?

4 posted on 04/18/2006 2:25:19 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)
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Why is he waiting to marry her? Does he need to be sure she has the baby without screaming first?
What a despicable, sick excuse for mankind.


5 posted on 04/18/2006 2:25:48 AM PDT by antceecee (Hey AG Gonzales! ENFORCE IMMIGRATION LAWS NOW!!!)
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Love the key words!


6 posted on 04/18/2006 2:28:45 AM PDT by agere_contra
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I believe he said this tongue in cheek. I mean Scientology is strange, but I have been around a few of them, and they aren't THAT strange.


8 posted on 04/18/2006 2:28:57 AM PDT by HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath (My Homeland Security: Isaiah 54:17 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper)
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Ewww... just gross. Glad that I hadnt had breakfast yet. Think I will just skip.
Seriously, isnt it time for someone to step in and intervene in this situation? Um, Katies Mom and Dad?
HHhhmmmmm?


9 posted on 04/18/2006 2:31:38 AM PDT by carmenbmw (Yuk!)
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This has the makings of a great South Park episode.
10 posted on 04/18/2006 2:32:42 AM PDT by Allegra (No mosques were entered or damaged during this post.)
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Tom Cruise and unnamed placental donor during happier times.

11 posted on 04/18/2006 2:33:28 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Wow... i just thought Scientology is a lot worse than Islam...

Hey Tom what about a pig's placenta?

14 posted on 04/18/2006 2:38:00 AM PDT by ChristianDefender (There is no such thing as Moderate Islam...)
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I had already reached the point where I couldn't bear to watch a Tom Cruise movie...now this.

I don't believe it of course, I mean even Tom Cruise wouldn't tell the world he was going to do something so revolting. But wait....he did star in that Vampire movie.


17 posted on 04/18/2006 2:39:15 AM PDT by YaYa123
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Kind of reminds me of that horror who kidnapped that ten year-old girl and was fixing to eat her.

I didn't know Scientologists practiced cannabalism.


19 posted on 04/18/2006 2:40:51 AM PDT by Jezebelle
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Quick -- someone call Morgan Spurlock. Perfect follow-up to Supersize Me.....(wait for it).....Afterbirth Me.


21 posted on 04/18/2006 2:42:50 AM PDT by durasell (!)
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Placenta is used in making a lot of cosmetics. Anyone remember Victoria Principal hawking Placentique?


22 posted on 04/18/2006 2:43:25 AM PDT by Toby06 (Make illegal immigration illegal!)
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Bloody 'ell. Just when I was starting to think he could maybe be a good old skin..
 
But you gotta admit, he sure is gutsy.
 
 
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28 posted on 04/18/2006 2:51:00 AM PDT by wolficatZ (The Honeysuckle Weeks Fan Club First Annual Pub Crawl!)
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Placenta Helper anyone?


30 posted on 04/18/2006 2:56:09 AM PDT by Awestruck (All the usual suspects)
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Here Tom...some recipes...

Placenta Cocktail: 1/4 cup raw placenta 8oz V-8 juice 2 ice cubes 1/2 cup carrot. Blend at high speed for 10 seconds Placenta Lasagne: Use your favorite Lasagne recipe and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. In 2 tbl. olive oil, quickly saute meat of 3/4 placenta, ground or minced; plus 2 sliced cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 diced onion & 2 tbl. tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato.

Placenta Spaghetti: Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil. Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel. Simmer 1 1/2 hours.

Placenta Stew: Meat of 3/4 placenta in bite size chunks, 1 potato (cubed), 1/4 cup fresh parsley, 2 carrots, 3 ribs celery, 1 zucchini, 1 large tomato, 1 small onion. Dredge meat in 1 tbl. flour mixed with 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. paprika, pinch of cloves, pinch of pepper, 6-8 crushed coriander seeds. Saute meat in 2 tbl. oil, then add vegetables (cut up) and 4-5 cups of water. Bring to full boil, then simmer for 1 hour.

Placenta Pizza: Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp. fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp. paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe. It's a fine placenta sausage topping.

Placenta Roast: All "food" should be properly cleaned prior to cooking, and all "food" should be properly cooked prior to eating. This is a good recipe for placenta, which should NOT go to waste: INGREDIENTS: 1 to 3 lb. placenta no more than 3 days old 1 large onion 1 large green or red pepper (green will add color to the presentation) 1 cup tomato sauce 1 sleeve of saltine crackers 1 tsp crab or shrimp seasoning 1 tsp black pepper 1 tsp white pepper 1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)
32 posted on 04/18/2006 2:58:04 AM PDT by Dallas59
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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops of ice cream and one baby.

Now, substitute placenta....


35 posted on 04/18/2006 3:02:30 AM PDT by RaceBannon (ma(Prov 28:1 KJV) The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.)
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He told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."

This can't be true!!! OMG - he's insane!!!

Is there actually proof he said this (like it's published and linkable in GQ mag)

He's a freaking cannibal, Katie Holmes should run for her life and her baby's.

37 posted on 04/18/2006 3:03:57 AM PDT by SunnyUsa (No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.)
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OMG, where I grew up they used to tease new fathers about eating the "after birth", but they were TEASING. Geez, Tom, if you grew up in my neighborhood, (Sam Kennison voice) IT WAS JUST A F__KING JOKE.


41 posted on 04/18/2006 3:05:42 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (Why isn't there an "NRA" for the rest of my rights?)
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