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Vanity post - My lake is having a beaver problem, any advice on how to trap them?
04/07/06
| Abathar
Posted on 04/07/2006 1:12:25 PM PDT by Abathar
I was hoping someone could answer a couple of questions I have on how to get rid of beaver out of a lake. I live in Indiana now but grew up in Michigan my whole life. Up there if you even look crosseyed at one the DNR will arrest you on the spot, so I was surprised when I called them here to get permission to live trap the d@mn things the officer just laughed and suggested I use dynamite on their home. He told me they were endangered once but since they brought them back our county has classified them as a nuisance. He told me if they were a problem just trap them or shoot them. The problem is they come out mostly at night, and the spillway the little b@stard keeps daming up is about 300 yards away from my back porch, and since they haven't started building a den yet I don't know where they sleep. I have to clean the stupid spillway up at least 3 times a week now, and I am getting pretty upset. If someone has some ideas not involving high explosives I sure would appreciate it.
TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: angrybeavers; canyoustuneabeaver; justdam; lilbeaver; pests; wynonasfault
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To: JennysCool
I am laughing already, thinking about the possibilities for this thread.
But seriously though, a .22 would probably take care of them. Consult a trapper.
To: Bahbah
You are right.
When this colloquialism first began to be used in the early sixties, I quoted the dictionary definition in my student newspaper column and it prompted my first suspension from the paper.
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:17:31 PM PDT
by
KC Burke
(Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
To: Abathar
The state of Michigan threatened local beavers with a $10,000 per day fine for failing to remove their dam.
Read story here...it's true
To: Abathar
Sorry, all my suggestions involve C4.
To: Abathar
In public I'd suggest; break dam, wait until dusk near dam and club it or use small caliber if laws allow.
There are much more fun and tried ways but triple S rules apply.
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:17:42 PM PDT
by
soycd
To: wagglebee
I know, but my lake is 12 acres about 50' deep and the spillway is on the levy. The lake overlooks a paved road about 100' away, I have a large umbrella policy on it, but I really don't want to do anything that will hurt the integrity of the mound, it would be very bad if the thing gave way.
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:17:43 PM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for posting without reading since 2004)
To: Abathar
Too many beavers? I've never had that problems. :(
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:17:52 PM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(Patent Pending)
To: pgkdan
Muskrats?
Fire up the grill, I'll show you how you and your friends cnan get rid of them and save on groceries too!
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:18:06 PM PDT
by
Al Gator
(Remember always to pillage BEFORE you burn!)
To: Abathar

This is the limit....any further and I get in trouble with ADMIN.
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:18:13 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Abathar
To: Abathar
Betcha told'em the dam made their butts look big.
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:19:14 PM PDT
by
najida
(He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
To: KC Burke
it prompted my first suspension from the paper.LOL. But not your last? Once a troublemaker, KC...:)
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:19:58 PM PDT
by
Bahbah
(Harry Reid is a Liar;Ted Kennedy is a BIG FAT Liar: edited by tiredoflaundry)
To: Abathar
Bait a non-lethal cage trap with onions, capture them and release them far, far away.
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:20:15 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(If we go to war with Iran, it shouldn't be much of a contest. Saddam licked them.)
To: Abathar
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:20:25 PM PDT
by
wallcrawlr
(I only care about 6 people....dont be so sure youre one of them.)
To: Abathar; mhking; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim
To: wagglebee
Any problem can be solved by the judicious use of explosives.
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:20:51 PM PDT
by
magslinger
(Every time taxes are raised, a liberal gets his wings. John Kass)
To: Andy from Beaverton
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:21:38 PM PDT
by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: pgkdan
We have them too, but they tend to stay at the other end that I don't care about. My wife and I planted about 45 willow trees along the far shore, hoping to block a view of a valley of my neighbors thats a mess. The damn things turned them into what appears to be a pungy pit of death, walking over there could be deadly if you tripped and fell. I have been pulling them out of the spillway every couple of days now, getting very mad at the damn things.
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:21:45 PM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for posting without reading since 2004)
To: CholeraJoe
Bait a non-lethal cage trap with onions, capture them and release them far, far away Wouldn't it be easier just to go to a single's club?
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:22:01 PM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires.)
To: Abathar
In the Bill Murray movie Scrooge there was a TV promo for a new show called "Father Loves Beaver," a TV spoof of "Leave it to Beaver," Wally asks his mom where his dad is. She replies, "Oh, if I know your father, hes out chasing beaver".
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posted on
04/07/2006 1:22:39 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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