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Nudist burnt by naked flame
Herald Sun ^ | 3 April 2006

Posted on 04/02/2006 10:21:40 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher

A NAKED man suffered burns to one-fifth of his body when he tried to burn a spider at a NSW nudist resort yesterday.

The Sydney man, 46, tried to kill what he thought was a funnel-web spider by pouring petrol down its burrow and igniting it with a match, the NRMA CareFlight service said.

But the fuel exploded, scorching the man's upper leg and buttocks.


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To: Miss Behave; Xenalyte

What tangled webs we weave, when first we try to receive ...


21 posted on 04/03/2006 3:36:05 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Allegra; Xenalyte

No fire! No fire! I protest!

You pinged Xena before I got to!

(Then again, LOTS of people have pinged Xena before I got to....)


22 posted on 04/03/2006 3:37:32 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

I've got an oddball time zone working in my favor. ;-)


23 posted on 04/03/2006 3:47:46 AM PDT by Allegra (No mosques were entered or damaged during this post.)
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To: Allegra; Xenalyte

Xena probably likes oddball .... time zones.


24 posted on 04/03/2006 4:03:41 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Petronski
she would take me in the backyard to show me her cherbunkins

........ cherished buns?

;-)

25 posted on 04/03/2006 4:14:34 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Claire De Lune ........ 1862)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Would you please add me to the non-ping list?



26 posted on 04/03/2006 4:41:56 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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To: Allegra

Thanks so much, Allegra, for adding me to your Naked Flame ping list.

This list has potential to be somewhat more versatile than the Donkeys of Mass Destruction ping list or the Oily, Naked Man With Nunchucks ping list.


27 posted on 04/03/2006 4:45:54 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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To: pax_et_bonum

Yer added.


28 posted on 04/03/2006 4:47:02 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thank you!


29 posted on 04/03/2006 4:58:03 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; Xenalyte
Xena probably likes oddball .... time zones.

Xena likes a lot of oddball stuff.

30 posted on 04/03/2006 5:24:25 AM PDT by Allegra (No mosques were entered or damaged during this post.)
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To: martin_fierro; exile; Xenalyte; pissant; Larry Lucido; BadKittySF; Maximus of Texas; r-q-tek86; ...

 

Spring has sprung, the grass has riz, here's where all the Crazy Naked people is...


31 posted on 04/03/2006 5:35:57 AM PDT by Fintan (Hey, you can't make this stuff up.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That picture of the smurfs cracks me up..


32 posted on 04/03/2006 5:43:39 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Cynthia McKinney- the true face (hairstyle) of the Democrats...)
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To: Petronski; cyborg

When your sweetie is acting koi, only a cad would carp about it.


33 posted on 04/03/2006 5:44:18 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Fintan

What is about being naked makes people nuts, er, crazy?


34 posted on 04/03/2006 6:11:28 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Cynthia McKinney- the true face (hairstyle) of the Democrats...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Who's up for a weenie roast?

Good grief!! I need a new keyboard!! LMAO!

35 posted on 04/03/2006 6:57:00 AM PDT by StarCMC (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing...thank you Sarge.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
When your sweetie is acting koi, only a cad would carp about it.

Heh!

When your sweetie is acting koi, only a cod would carp about it.

Crappie puns a specialty, eh? That's how it looks from this perch.

36 posted on 04/03/2006 8:52:50 AM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Petronski

I'm floundering in the face of your wit. :)


37 posted on 04/03/2006 8:58:20 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Ahi hee hee hee!
38 posted on 04/03/2006 9:03:42 AM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; cyborg; onyx
BTW, when Dearest hears me say corny things like this, all I get is a "What am I going to do with you?"


LOL

39 posted on 04/03/2006 9:05:05 AM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: PatrickHenry

Naked Aussie spider killer ping


40 posted on 04/03/2006 9:42:50 AM PDT by Condorman (Prefer infinitely the company of those seeking the truth to those who believe they have found it.)
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