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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead
| 03/31/06
| Max
Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas
Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: RockinRight
Sorry, should have read the other posts first.
861
posted on
03/31/2006 1:29:26 PM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
To: peacebaby
That's tomorrow's thread!
To: RockinRight
(Chanticleer sheepishly raises her hand)
I've always been a bit on the innocent side.
863
posted on
03/31/2006 1:30:09 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: blau993
ummmm....is that something we have to share??
864
posted on
03/31/2006 1:30:23 PM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: SoothingDave
Its on my card. Didn't you get one.
To: Maximus of Texas
866
posted on
03/31/2006 1:31:21 PM PST
by
EX52D
To: SoothingDave
I thought all guys numbered their member?
867
posted on
03/31/2006 1:32:12 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: motormouth
I told you the floor would work too.
868
posted on
03/31/2006 1:32:34 PM PST
by
JimWforBush
(Setec Astronomy)
To: RockinRight
I thought they named them.
869
posted on
03/31/2006 1:32:39 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: LongElegantLegs
Exactly! I too, have a few people I don't care for, but you just stay away from where they are. This psycho seeks it out. Some people get off on that sort of think I guess.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Its on my card. Didn't you get one. No, I haven't yet. I was making a "heh heh, she said 'member'" type of joke.
SD
To: wallcrawlr
My lips are sealed, but it's in the record.
872
posted on
03/31/2006 1:33:26 PM PST
by
blau993
(Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
To: JimWforBush
I told you, I dont do floors!
MM
873
posted on
03/31/2006 1:33:42 PM PST
by
motormouth
(Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
To: conservativebabe
To: EX52D
875
posted on
03/31/2006 1:33:59 PM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
To: Maximus of Texas
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and tornfro m his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance
wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urgedhim to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
876
posted on
03/31/2006 1:34:06 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
To: RockinRight
I thought all guys numbered their member? Yes, but you usually can't believe the number a guy tells you.
SD
To: conservativebabe
nonsexual sadism...it just doesnt seem worth it
878
posted on
03/31/2006 1:35:23 PM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: SoothingDave; Chanticleer
879
posted on
03/31/2006 1:36:01 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: blau993; All
Thanks. Have to save for tomorrow. I've had enough. I need some Jaeger!!! Everyone have a fun, but safe weekend.
880
posted on
03/31/2006 1:37:18 PM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
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