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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead
| 03/31/06
| Max
Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas
Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: fredhead
261
posted on
03/31/2006 8:40:13 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: peacebaby
you can't see snakes in a black bottom pool!Not all snakes are black...
262
posted on
03/31/2006 8:40:16 AM PST
by
Snardius
(What is a Navel Architect...?)
To: Auntbee; Snardius; Hoodlum91
Sure! The more the merrier!
Keep Snardius occupied, will ya?
;-)
263
posted on
03/31/2006 8:40:31 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: RockinRight
Congrats!
Can I still associate with you?
264
posted on
03/31/2006 8:40:33 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: PaulaB
265
posted on
03/31/2006 8:41:04 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(card-carryin' IPW)
To: Hoodlum91; PaulaB
Of course you can! You're one of us!
Hey-Paula-you need to get this lovely lady her own card!
266
posted on
03/31/2006 8:41:17 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: Hoodlum91
267
posted on
03/31/2006 8:41:33 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: peacebaby
That leather is hard enought to get off without it shrinking while you have it on!! Just keep the mask on.
268
posted on
03/31/2006 8:41:44 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Michael Goldsberry
Nyquil?
Bleeeecchhhh!
makes me gag is the taste.
269
posted on
03/31/2006 8:41:53 AM PST
by
najida
(A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
To: RockinRight
270
posted on
03/31/2006 8:41:58 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: LongElegantLegs
Yeah, my mom did the same thing for me on Sunday mornings. I would sit on the window seal of the door and she would drive slowly. I found my side bag at my mom's house last year. We decided to wash it and we shouldn't have because it faded big time. The paper I threw for went of business while I threw for them so the bag might be a collector's item. What's funny is that my wife saw a girl walking into our daughter's high school yesterday using that same bag as her book bag! (it wasn't faded, of course)
271
posted on
03/31/2006 8:42:09 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
To: Hoodlum91
OK. Good.
My handcuffs are rustproof so they'll be OK in the tub.
272
posted on
03/31/2006 8:42:25 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: peacebaby
S&W gear rust in the hottub?S&W(?) is this the kind of gear you lick and stick on...?
273
posted on
03/31/2006 8:42:39 AM PST
by
Snardius
(What is a Navel Architect...?)
To: Maximus of Texas; All
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like? She finally asked.
The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
274
posted on
03/31/2006 8:43:15 AM PST
by
LA Woman3
(You can't make this stuff up!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&eurl)
To: r-q-tek86
LMBO
Perfect...
**smooches**
275
posted on
03/31/2006 8:43:19 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(Leader of The IPW Gang.........)
To: The_Victor
276
posted on
03/31/2006 8:43:30 AM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: conservativebabe
Who hasn't??
www.Maxnekkid.com
277
posted on
03/31/2006 8:44:29 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
To: Hoodlum91
Welcome love...
here is your card....carry it proudly!!! :P
278
posted on
03/31/2006 8:44:30 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(Leader of The IPW Gang.........)
To: Maximus of Texas
279
posted on
03/31/2006 8:44:42 AM PST
by
E Rocc
To: PaulaB
Thank you! I am so honored.
280
posted on
03/31/2006 8:45:41 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
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