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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: fredhead

Mad Dog?


261 posted on 03/31/2006 8:40:13 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: peacebaby
you can't see snakes in a black bottom pool!

Not all snakes are black...

262 posted on 03/31/2006 8:40:16 AM PST by Snardius (What is a Navel Architect...?)
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To: Auntbee; Snardius; Hoodlum91

Sure! The more the merrier!

Keep Snardius occupied, will ya?

;-)


263 posted on 03/31/2006 8:40:31 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: RockinRight

Congrats!

Can I still associate with you?


264 posted on 03/31/2006 8:40:33 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: PaulaB

tagline change


265 posted on 03/31/2006 8:41:04 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (card-carryin' IPW)
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To: Hoodlum91; PaulaB

Of course you can! You're one of us!

Hey-Paula-you need to get this lovely lady her own card!


266 posted on 03/31/2006 8:41:17 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Hoodlum91

Overuse or underuse?


267 posted on 03/31/2006 8:41:33 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: peacebaby

That leather is hard enought to get off without it shrinking while you have it on!! Just keep the mask on.


268 posted on 03/31/2006 8:41:44 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Michael Goldsberry

Nyquil?

Bleeeecchhhh!

makes me gag is the taste.


269 posted on 03/31/2006 8:41:53 AM PST by najida (A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
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To: RockinRight

Just a tune-up.


270 posted on 03/31/2006 8:41:58 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Yeah, my mom did the same thing for me on Sunday mornings. I would sit on the window seal of the door and she would drive slowly. I found my side bag at my mom's house last year. We decided to wash it and we shouldn't have because it faded big time. The paper I threw for went of business while I threw for them so the bag might be a collector's item. What's funny is that my wife saw a girl walking into our daughter's high school yesterday using that same bag as her book bag! (it wasn't faded, of course)


271 posted on 03/31/2006 8:42:09 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: Hoodlum91

OK. Good.

My handcuffs are rustproof so they'll be OK in the tub.


272 posted on 03/31/2006 8:42:25 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: peacebaby
S&W gear rust in the hottub?

S&W(?) is this the kind of gear you lick and stick on...?

273 posted on 03/31/2006 8:42:39 AM PST by Snardius (What is a Navel Architect...?)
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To: Maximus of Texas; All
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like? She finally asked.

The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
274 posted on 03/31/2006 8:43:15 AM PST by LA Woman3 (You can't make this stuff up!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&eurl)
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To: r-q-tek86

LMBO

Perfect...

**smooches**


275 posted on 03/31/2006 8:43:19 AM PST by PaulaB (Leader of The IPW Gang.........)
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To: The_Victor

sheesh. ha ha


276 posted on 03/31/2006 8:43:30 AM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: conservativebabe
Who hasn't??

www.Maxnekkid.com
277 posted on 03/31/2006 8:44:29 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: Hoodlum91

Welcome love...


here is your card....carry it proudly!!! :P


278 posted on 03/31/2006 8:44:30 AM PST by PaulaB (Leader of The IPW Gang.........)
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To: Maximus of Texas

279 posted on 03/31/2006 8:44:42 AM PST by E Rocc
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To: PaulaB

Thank you! I am so honored.


280 posted on 03/31/2006 8:45:41 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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