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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: peacebaby; conservativebabe; teenyelliott

Yes, and posters of Farrah Fawcett and some young farm girl in nothing but overalls.


181 posted on 03/31/2006 8:14:11 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Legs, you can't use your current job.

Har har har.
14: Paper route
15: Dog bather/Walmart cashier
16: McDonalds Fry-Slave
17: Marine Corps Computer Geek

182 posted on 03/31/2006 8:14:23 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Ever wonder what happened to child stars? Won't you make a difference? Won't you give?



THE URKEL FUND

183 posted on 03/31/2006 8:14:47 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Hey, Max...I've got a mirror on my ceiling above my water bed.


184 posted on 03/31/2006 8:15:44 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: sully777

I had a crush on Tina Yothers...


185 posted on 03/31/2006 8:16:00 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: najida; PaulaB; Maximus of Texas

Well, I guess I'll be an IPW as a sign of solidarity.... I just hope Mr. Chanti understands.


186 posted on 03/31/2006 8:16:05 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I'm late.


187 posted on 03/31/2006 8:17:15 AM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: Chanticleer; najida; PaulaB; Maximus of Texas

We're all IPWs, especially Max.


188 posted on 03/31/2006 8:17:29 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Dasher's Jobs:

6&7th Grade: PaperPerson

High School: Restaurant Hostess, Macy's Retail Sales, Cheerleader, Track Star, Prom Queen

College: Track Star, Admin for Comp Sci Dept (made extra $$$ printing out resumes on the brand new Laser Printer)

Current: Stunt Pilot, IPW and Dom


189 posted on 03/31/2006 8:18:35 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
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To: najida; Maximus of Texas

Wait, we have a fan? And nobody told me? Link me to the thread, I wanna see...


190 posted on 03/31/2006 8:19:01 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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To: Redleg1963

Are you sending me the T-shirt!?


191 posted on 03/31/2006 8:19:03 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
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To: PaulaB

It's IPW's BIRTHDAY!

WOOHOOO!!!


192 posted on 03/31/2006 8:19:38 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
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To: peacebaby
We're all IPWs, especially Max.

Hey!... not me!

well... okay... yeah... I guess me, too...

193 posted on 03/31/2006 8:19:50 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: Dashing Dasher; yall

Mornin' y'all. I'm here. Sick as a dog, at work anyway, but here.

Here's a Friday Silly Topic: Describe the taste of NyQuil.


194 posted on 03/31/2006 8:20:40 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: r-q-tek86; PaulaB; Chanticleer; najida; Maximus of Texas

yes, you are an IPW too...we're all in good company!


195 posted on 03/31/2006 8:20:58 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: peacebaby; Millee

If we're IPWs, it doesn't mean we have to be nekkid, does it? I prefer pajamas on the Internet. And does it mean we have to see nekkid people . . . like Max, for instance? If possible, I'd like a position in the PG-13, soft-core IPW division.


196 posted on 03/31/2006 8:21:02 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Maximus of Texas
If you think you have done some mean things to your kids.... look at this winner of a father.....

Kid won't be the same again.... Loser Dad

197 posted on 03/31/2006 8:22:01 AM PST by johnk (faithful with little....)
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To: Michael Goldsberry

jaegermeister.

(I'm sick too. Icky.)


198 posted on 03/31/2006 8:22:18 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Michael Goldsberry

Listerine mixed with Creme de Minthe.


199 posted on 03/31/2006 8:22:32 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Najida thinks it could be a good story,
but Max needs to put more nekkidity, WMS and lots of beefcake in it.

THEN it will sell well.

Najida is sure of this.


200 posted on 03/31/2006 8:22:33 AM PST by najida (A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
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