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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead
| 03/31/06
| Max
Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas
Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: r-q-tek86
My sister and I did that last one to my dad's office years ago. Every pencil, pen, eraser etc, wrapped individually.
We even wrapped the phone and handset seperately so you could pick it up.
141
posted on
03/31/2006 7:55:44 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: Hoodlum91
I was thinking more along the lines of something we can't really mention on the thread...
;-)
142
posted on
03/31/2006 7:55:59 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: PaulaB
Happy Birthay Baby-girl!
8^)
143
posted on
03/31/2006 7:56:11 AM PST
by
The SISU kid
(Scoliosis Pomegranate Polk (my new Blues name))
To: RockinRight
Wow. I'm really out of it. I had to read it 3 times.
144
posted on
03/31/2006 7:56:56 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: Hoodlum91
How about this:
145
posted on
03/31/2006 7:56:59 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: najida
Georgia was part of my territory... what part of GA are you in?
146
posted on
03/31/2006 7:57:08 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
To: RockinRight
147
posted on
03/31/2006 7:57:33 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: najida; PaulaB
Cool, I'll give it a shot.
I was traveling through the backhills of Arkeesaws and decided to pull over and take a hike through the lovely hills. About an hour into the hike I hear sounds of a pig squealing and someone yelling "Squeal like a pig! Squeal like a pig!" Has I approached through the sea of empty moonshine bottles I begin to make out two objects in front of me. Low and behold, it was the lead singer of Sugarland and her hubby rubbing oil (borrowed from a neighbor) on each other while a lady with a hairbun that was way too tight watched with a ruler in one hand and a notebook in the other.
Shocked, I approached the oiled couple and said "you know, it may be more exciting if you wouldn't rub that oil on your clothes like that. Most people do that nekkid." . Their response was that the tight bun lady would call the cops on them if any nekkidity was displayed.
Well, Najida, that's just a rough draft but do you think its got the makings of a good story?
148
posted on
03/31/2006 7:58:01 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
To: Hoodlum91
I really do need to bring you to life today, don't I?
149
posted on
03/31/2006 7:58:07 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: Hoodlum91
I'll put this on for us while I do it:
150
posted on
03/31/2006 7:59:25 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: The_Victor
151
posted on
03/31/2006 7:59:44 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: baker_girl
152
posted on
03/31/2006 8:00:18 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
To: RockinRight
I could really use sometime in a hot tub right now!
153
posted on
03/31/2006 8:00:42 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: MotleyGirl70
Is IHOP anything like IPW?
154
posted on
03/31/2006 8:00:53 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
To: Maximus of Texas
Lessee . . .I worked at a clothing store and
as a model in high school, then worked for my dad (an attorney), and a bank in college.
That's it.
155
posted on
03/31/2006 8:01:02 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Hoodlum91
What a conincidence...so could I!
Let's go!
156
posted on
03/31/2006 8:01:46 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: Maximus of Texas
Certified Nursing Assistant..... sorta close to an IPW.
157
posted on
03/31/2006 8:01:47 AM PST
by
baker_girl
(I'm an Aunt! Woo Hoo!)
To: Dashing Dasher
...I eat breakfast 80 yards
away from 4000 Cubans who are trained to
kill me. So don't for one second think
you're gonna come down here, flash a
badge, and make me nervous...
To: teenyelliott
I remember seeing you on the cover of "Kansas Wheat Field Journal" back in the day.
159
posted on
03/31/2006 8:02:59 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
To: Maximus of Texas
I remember that one. Nothing but overalls.
160
posted on
03/31/2006 8:03:57 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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