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Why We Hate Cats (I Take Exception To This Debbie Schlussel Column RRRRRRRR)
Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | 03/28/06 | Debbie Schlussel

Posted on 03/28/2006 2:53:41 PM PST by goldstategop

Yet another reason to hate cats: It now appears that felines may spread bird flu. In Germany, Austria, and even France, cats are being ditched left and right for that very reason.

And we don't mind one bit. We're not fans of cats. At all. Not even the annoying over-rated Andrew Lloyd Webber kind. They're as annoying as the real thing.

Dogs may be man's best friend. But cats are a complete waste of space and money. A dog will bark when an intruder approaches your home or, worse, breaks in. On the other hand, cats, instead of being loyal, are the prima donna chicks of pets. They like attention. They crave it. It's all about them. If a burglar breaks in, the cat makes nary a peep . . . and probably shows him where the jewelry and valuables are.

Now there's the bird flu. Not to mention, the fact that in parts of Asia they are: "Cats. The Other White Meat."

And then there's our theory (proven umpteen times over the years):

Men who own cats, well . . . they're a bit wimpy if not effeminate (just like cats). That doesn't mean you who have a cat because your wife or girlfriend or daughter wanted one, and you got suckered or nagged into getting one. It means you went out on your own and thought, "Gee, I need a pet on which to spend money, time, and attention. I think I'll get a kitty." He's like a man with a poodle . . . if you know what we mean.

That doesn't mean there aren't exceptions to the rule. But there are very few (if you are male and like what you read on this site, but own a cat of your own initial volition, you are probably one of those exceptions). And now, there's the bird flu to boot.

Preferred Pet of DebbieSchlussel.com


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bigbadcathater; birdflu; cats; dogs; metrosexualtest; pets; rrrrrr
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21 posted on 03/28/2006 4:06:34 PM PST by stylecouncilor
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To: goldstategop; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; quantim; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; ...

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22 posted on 03/28/2006 5:25:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (I am the Israeli Lobby.)
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To: colorcountry

Beautiful kitty cat.


23 posted on 03/28/2006 5:37:18 PM PST by angcat (There is a Real Katrina Vanden Heuvel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: goldstategop
I'm a man who owns cats and does a lot of rescue work with them and dogs. I also have two dogs. Cats are awesome animals. They're smart, some come when called and are miniature space heaters when they sleep between my legs.
24 posted on 03/28/2006 5:38:31 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: goldstategop
Bird flu? Yeah, right :)


25 posted on 03/28/2006 5:38:46 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: Slings and Arrows; All
Hey, Debbie!

And now I get to use this:

If you want to see other controversy concerning Debbie, check out The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler and search for Debbie Schlussel.

Cheers!

26 posted on 03/28/2006 5:39:05 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: goldstategop

My Maine Coon would eat this clowns Toy Collie for lunch, and be begging for a snack in an hour!!!


27 posted on 03/28/2006 5:39:07 PM PST by tcrlaf
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To: Slings and Arrows
A dog will bark when an intruder approaches your home or, worse, breaks in.

Ms. Schlussel may have a slight point, but my cats, especially my male, are quite protective and territorial--especially when it comes to my toddler.

They've shown a great deal of patience and affection for her, comforting her when she's been crying inconsolably, and even standing guard in her room while she slept.

We have this one tiny nutjob calico female who is frighteningly smart and very protective of her loved ones. She used to even 'stand guard' in the bedroom when I was pregnant. Cats are pretty dang cool, even if they aren't as cool as dogs. ;-P

28 posted on 03/28/2006 5:39:16 PM PST by RepoGirl ("That boy just ain't right..." Hank Hill)
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To: goldstategop

I like cats. Cats are natural warriors and natural killers. I have seen tough cats take a dog in a heart-beat. The male cat is single minded.

I like dogs also, but dogs are servants, cats are equals.


29 posted on 03/28/2006 5:48:20 PM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: goldstategop
I'm definatly a cat person. My Little Lainey is as spoiled as they come.

She even gets her own spot on my computer desk.


30 posted on 03/28/2006 5:49:35 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: goldstategop

31 posted on 03/28/2006 5:50:23 PM PST by PJ-Comix ((Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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32 posted on 03/28/2006 5:52:29 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: angcat

Thank you. We rescued him in December, he was a starving little kitty, living by himself in the mountains....he's just now getting used to people.


33 posted on 03/28/2006 5:55:10 PM PST by colorcountry (Some folks wear their halos much too tight)
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To: Killborn
ASSEMBLE THE KITTIES!!!!!

Reporting for duty. . .


34 posted on 03/28/2006 5:57:20 PM PST by rhema ("Break the conventions, keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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To: goldstategop
Just a few days ago I was going gaga over this babe. Guess I'm too much of a man for her.

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like cats. And I won't kiss anyone who's just been licked by an animal that just licked it's butt.

35 posted on 03/28/2006 6:06:44 PM PST by manwiththehands (Islam is as Islam does. Islam is as Islam allows.)
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To: mtbopfuyn

Cats can tell how far a snake can strike out by the size of it. They torment it from just outside its striking range until it's tired enough. Then, if you remember the song, "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey..."


36 posted on 03/28/2006 6:11:30 PM PST by 185JHP ( "The thing thou purposest shall come to pass: And over all thy ways the light shall shine.")
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To: rhema

Sweet. We have the cats. Now, WE ISSUE A FATWA AND STRIKE!

But first. We must Ululate.

ULULULULULULLULULULULULULULULULULUULUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


37 posted on 03/28/2006 6:13:21 PM PST by Killborn (Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
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To: colorcountry

We rescued him in December

"It was the best thing you every did lady"

That is what he is thinking right! LOL

That's why I love cats.


38 posted on 03/28/2006 6:16:18 PM PST by angcat (There is a Real Katrina Vanden Heuvel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: angcat

LOL...he played hard to get for a long, long time. But, he shows his gratitude now!

I see you like to feed stray cats too. And they say liberals are the kindhearted.


39 posted on 03/28/2006 6:20:30 PM PST by colorcountry (Some folks wear their halos much too tight)
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To: hindsfeetnhighplaces

"Peaches the Cat" that lived on my sailboat, "Georgia Peach II" was a lot like that. I was the first boat in a new marina and was warned everytime someone was on the dock. Peaches made the same little wierd sound like a mother cat calling her kittens, I would also get a few slaps on the head to wake me up if I was asleep.

Smartest pet I ever had.


40 posted on 03/28/2006 6:21:40 PM PST by U S Army EOD (LINCOLN COUNTY RED DEVILS STATE CHAMPIONS)
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