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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06

Posted on 03/24/2006 5:12:52 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

H A P P Y

F R I D A Y !!!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; tgif
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1 posted on 03/24/2006 5:12:56 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
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To: Xenophobic Alien
IBMOP!

(In before my own ping!)

WOOHOO!!

2 posted on 03/24/2006 5:13:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (THE BATTLE FOR MANKIND HAS BEGUN!!! HAIL XENU!!!!!!!)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

WOOHOO!


3 posted on 03/24/2006 5:13:14 AM PST by Toby06 (<----cereal monogamist)
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Top ten?!


4 posted on 03/24/2006 5:13:37 AM PST by pikachu (Chuck Norris prefers cats to dogs. This is because cats fit better in his George Forman grill.)
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To: uncleshag; Purple Mountains Maj; MadCharity; phantomworker; BadKittySF; vipervomit; LiveFreee; ...
It's Friday again!


5 posted on 03/24/2006 5:13:43 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (THE BATTLE FOR MANKIND HAS BEGUN!!! HAIL XENU!!!!!!!)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

In before the ping?


6 posted on 03/24/2006 5:14:26 AM PST by beaureguard
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Top ten!!!!


7 posted on 03/24/2006 5:14:59 AM PST by acad1228 (Faithful servant of the Dark Lord Xenu!)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

SEVEN


8 posted on 03/24/2006 5:15:00 AM PST by Old Sarge (My vigor to fight has been renewed.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.



A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.



"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we

don't have a ladder."



The blond woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and

laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced,

"Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.



Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb

blond? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.



Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the

reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees


9 posted on 03/24/2006 5:15:25 AM PST by Toby06 (<----cereal monogamist)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Top 1000?


10 posted on 03/24/2006 5:16:18 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: Old Sarge

Mornin' Sarge!


11 posted on 03/24/2006 5:16:26 AM PST by acad1228 (Faithful servant of the Dark Lord Xenu!)
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To: YouPosting2Me

I think your pretty safe there.


12 posted on 03/24/2006 5:17:19 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (THE BATTLE FOR MANKIND HAS BEGUN!!! HAIL XENU!!!!!!!)
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Looks like my dog! LOL


13 posted on 03/24/2006 5:17:59 AM PST by cyborg (I just love that man.)
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To: Toby06
cereal monogamist

Does that meen you're faithful to your Raisin Bran?

14 posted on 03/24/2006 5:18:19 AM PST by acad1228 (Faithful servant of the Dark Lord Xenu!)
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Howdy, 'Cad!


15 posted on 03/24/2006 5:18:20 AM PST by Old Sarge (My vigor to fight has been renewed.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Checking in. Gotta leave and go out to a ship this AM, but I'll be back around lunchtime. Have fun!!


16 posted on 03/24/2006 5:20:06 AM PST by fredhead ("You want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?" - Lacey Underall (Caddyshack))
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Cowboys and Indians
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer.
Another is a cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally the American Indean clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do reckon it's a comin."


17 posted on 03/24/2006 5:25:15 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Proud Dad of Twins, What Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!!!!!!)
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WOOOHOOOOO! Happy Friday all!

6 days and counting until I close on my new house - not that I am counting down or looking forward to it or anything.


18 posted on 03/24/2006 5:26:02 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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I'm in before I posted !!

Woo-hoo!

...but what does that MEAN, exactly?...

19 posted on 03/24/2006 5:26:05 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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20 posted on 03/24/2006 5:26:36 AM PST by PaulaB (Sure)
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