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| 03-24-06
| WestVirginiaRebel
Posted on 03/24/2006 12:02:29 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel
In this photo obtained from tv news magazine, Inside Edition, actor Tom Cruise surprised Yahoo employees by bringing his girlfriend Katie Holmes on stage and showing off her very pregnant belly at the company's Influential Speaker's Event, Tuesday March 21st, at Yahoo's Sunnyvale, California headquarters.
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"Come forth! In the name of Xenu, I command you! Come forth!!!"
To: WestVirginiaRebel
To: WestVirginiaRebel
"So as to prevent any chemical imbalances that will require evil drug treatment, the baby's head must be massaged pre-birth by the powerful electro-magnetic energy fields that are released from my fingertips."
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posted on
03/24/2006 12:04:41 AM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: WestVirginiaRebel
I guess it's about time we got married.
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posted on
03/24/2006 12:05:59 AM PST
by
Elyse
To: WestVirginiaRebel
what a nutcase. lol i really think he has gone crazy and she must not be far behind to marry someone like that. poor baby. 2 goofy parents in hollyweird. :-/
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posted on
03/24/2006 12:06:52 AM PST
by
ferri
(Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!)
To: WestVirginiaRebel; Lijahsbubbe; dighton; aculeus
All those rumors about Tom's inability to beget children, well just maybe they weren't true, and what we are seeing is the first dame crazy enough to have one.
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posted on
03/24/2006 12:14:10 AM PST
by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
The crystal baby ball still doesn't tell me who the father is.
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posted on
03/24/2006 12:14:43 AM PST
by
peggybac
(Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
OMG Katie, i feel like ripping it outta there right now!!!
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posted on
03/24/2006 12:16:09 AM PST
by
kajingawd
(Humans share 50.6% of their DNA with bananas.... I can't wait for the next Evolution.)
To: kajingawd
oh man...i just read the caption...at Yahoo ...speakers event
:D
god, america is great.
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posted on
03/24/2006 12:18:13 AM PST
by
kajingawd
(Humans share 50.6% of their DNA with bananas.... I can't wait for the next Evolution.)
To: kajingawd
"My overlords at the Super Adventure Club will be so pleased!"
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posted on
03/24/2006 12:24:59 AM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
"Is that a moose in there?"
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posted on
03/24/2006 12:51:35 AM PST
by
Bender
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Mommy's baby, daddy's, maybe? After all, they are a Hollyweird couple.
To: WestVirginiaRebel
I feel a twinge of pain looking at that pic. Why is that?
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posted on
03/24/2006 3:23:05 AM PST
by
cyborg
(I just love that man.)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
He's so butch. They look like a lesbo couple.
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posted on
03/24/2006 4:25:21 AM PST
by
Huck
To: WestVirginiaRebel
In this photo obtained from TV news magazine, Inside Edition, actor Tom Cruise repeats his chair jumping routine at Yahoos Influential Speakers Event, held at its headquarters in Sunnyvale, California, on Tuesday, March 21, 2006. Cruise, who was a guest speaker at the event, was displaying his elation over his impending fatherhood, by jumping on a chair onstage. (AP Photo/Jimmy Duvall)
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posted on
03/24/2006 4:30:05 AM PST
by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
ALL HAIL XENU!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/24/2006 5:34:26 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(THE BATTLE FOR MANKIND HAS BEGUN!!! HAIL XENU!!!!!!!)
To: Ursus arctos horribilis
"Mommy's baby, daddy's, maybe? After all, they are a Hollyweird couple."
I think is another baby conceived via the "Michael Jackson Method"! Wonder who it will look like?
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posted on
03/24/2006 6:53:43 AM PST
by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
...is a normal, stable, healthy relationship.
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posted on
03/24/2006 10:14:24 AM PST
by
Turbopilot
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