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Charter News Images ^ | 03-24-06 | WestVirginiaRebel

[WestVirginiaRebel]

In this photo obtained from tv news magazine, Inside Edition, actor Tom Cruise surprised Yahoo employees by bringing his girlfriend Katie Holmes on stage and showing off her very pregnant belly at the company's Influential Speaker's Event, Tuesday March 21st, at Yahoo's Sunnyvale, California headquarters.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

"Come forth! In the name of Xenu, I command you! Come forth!!!"

[Echo Talon]

just damn.

[pcottraux]

"So as to prevent any chemical imbalances that will require evil drug treatment, the baby's head must be massaged pre-birth by the powerful electro-magnetic energy fields that are released from my fingertips."

[Elyse]

I guess it's about time we got married.

[ferri]

what a nutcase. lol i really think he has gone crazy and she must not be far behind to marry someone like that. poor baby. 2 goofy parents in hollyweird. :-/

[Thinkin' Gal]

All those rumors about Tom's inability to beget children, well just maybe they weren't true, and what we are seeing is the first dame crazy enough to have one.

[peggybac]

The crystal baby ball still doesn't tell me who the father is.

[kajingawd]

OMG Katie, i feel like ripping it outta there right now!!!

[kajingawd]

oh man...i just read the caption...at Yahoo ...speakers event


:D

god, america is great.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

"My overlords at the Super Adventure Club will be so pleased!"

[Bender]

"Is that a moose in there?"

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

Mommy's baby, daddy's, maybe? After all, they are a Hollyweird couple.

[cyborg]

I feel a twinge of pain looking at that pic. Why is that?

[Huck]

He's so butch. They look like a lesbo couple.

[maggief]

In this photo obtained from TV news magazine, Inside Edition, actor Tom Cruise repeats his chair jumping routine at Yahoos Influential Speakers Event, held at its headquarters in Sunnyvale, California, on Tuesday, March 21, 2006. Cruise, who was a guest speaker at the event, was displaying his elation over his impending fatherhood, by jumping on a chair onstage. (AP Photo/Jimmy Duvall)

[Xenophobic Alien]

ALL HAIL XENU!!!!!!!

[Polyxene]

"Mommy's baby, daddy's, maybe? After all, they are a Hollyweird couple."

I think is another baby conceived via the "Michael Jackson Method"! Wonder who it will look like?

[Turbopilot]

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
...is a normal, stable, healthy relationship.