Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

[HKMk23]

Just read your tag line. LOL!

FWIW: Our Congress frequently makes me want to act like my ancestored rowed all the way here in a Viking ship. It isn't the case, but I'd like to act that way.

Then there's the case of one Mr. Prosser:

Curiously enough, though he didn't know it, he was also a direct male-line descendant of Genghis Khan, though intervening generations and racial mixing had so juggled his genes that he had no discernible Mongoloid characteristics, and the only vestiges left in Mr. L. Prosser of his mighty ancestry were a pronounced stoutness about the tum and a predilection for little fur hats.
--Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Monkey Face]

But...I can't do that...I mean, it's part of who I am...like the OOP...;o]

[Monkey Face]

Thanks for being patient with me, HK. I try not to come across as "ugly" but it's harder to do online. I'm naturally curious, so I have questions that other people may phrase as opinions.

I plan to have a nice Easter, and I will no doubt cry in services. Especially if I try to sing.

I hope your weekend is very good!

[Monkey Face]

How could I get "involved in something" without you? You da MAN!

[rzeznikj at stout]

Oh no!!!

Run for your lives!!!!

He's back!!!! ;)

[stephenjohnbanker]

: )

[Das Outsider]

Fleeing the snowballs are they?

Yes, sort of. They're fleeing snowballs with dirt in them that are being thrown by the Scalawag Army, a known rebel group working inside Canada. The rebels have already taken over large portions of the lesser inhabited areas in Manitoba and Ontario provinces. They have cut electricity, water, and supplies. We don't really know how bad the situation is until the relief workers return with an update.

But let's think about the money--I mean--the children. Let's think about the children. Can any of us imagine having to duck snowballs on a daily basis? All day long? It's a hellish existence. These are children in need.

You can show your compassion, along with so many others, by saying, "Yes, I want to donate to the homeless shelter for refugee children from Canada." A gift of just $25 can make a world of difference to a Canadian child. Make checks payable to:

The Outsider Foundation
1119 N. Sweetmoney St.
Greenback, MI 55567

[Monkey Face]

...Our Congress frequently makes me want to act like my ancestored rowed all the way here in a Viking ship. It isn't the case, but I'd like to act that way....

Half of my ancestors came over on the Mayflower. The other half were already here. So now, I don't know how to act...any hints?

[Monkey Face]

Does fanfan know you're trying to sell Canadian kids????

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

. Can any of us imagine having to duck snowballs on a daily basis? All day long?

*snort!* I dunked dirt clods and some of them had rocks in them.

Kids these days are spoiled. Why we would have loved to have had snowballs thrown at us.

[Das Outsider]

How could I get "involved in something" without you? You da MAN!

I meant serious "stuff." I always miss the good, serious, heavy--or heady--stuff.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Stick a feather in your pilgrim hat?

[Das Outsider]

Does fanfan know you're trying to sell Canadian kids????

Is she in the market for one?

[HKMk23]

Not gone, yet...

Here's something to mull and ponder over the weekend:

The cross of Christ is known as the central icon of Christianity, but it did not feature in any early Christian art until at least 430 A.D., where it appears, stuck off in a corner, on the doors of Saint Sabine. The early art works focus on the Resurrection, the Ascension and the miracles of Jesus and the Apostles. Furthermore, while the crucifixion is certainly presented in the New Testament preaching, the central point of the Apostle's preaching was always the Resurrection, without which the cross in rendered meaningless.

Regardless of how the two exchanged places, what difference does it make?

Enjoy your Easter and remember: Good may be Friday, but Sunday morning rolls the rock.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Remember, we only have 4 Canadian kids left!!


1-800-big-cash

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They aren't being sold. They are being apprenticed to local farmers to learn the art of blueberry picking.

[Das Outsider]

Half of my ancestors came over on the Mayflower. The other half were already here. So now, I don't know how to act...any hints?

Well, here's my idea:

Since you're in the southwest, a trip to Colorado isn't too far out of the way. What you need to do is apply at the University of Colorado for a job in the Ethnic Studies department. Once you've received tenure, start making all kinds of outrageous statements. When questioned, fall back on your Indian ancestry and cry persecution.

[Monkey Face]

Yah. At least snowballs melted, eventually...

[Monkey Face]

That's what I meant. How could even have FUN without you, heavy, heady or seriously good?

[NicknamedBob]

I have saved a copy of this post in the full expectation that it will be pulled.

Not at my instigation, mind you. I just happen to know that the Proprietor has certain "rules."