To: HKMk23
...Our Congress frequently makes me want to act like my ancestored rowed all the way here in a Viking ship. It isn't the case, but I'd like to act that way....Half of my ancestors came over on the Mayflower. The other half were already here. So now, I don't know how to act...any hints?
2,488 posted on
04/14/2006 6:00:57 PM PDT by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
Stick a feather in your pilgrim hat?
2,492 posted on
04/14/2006 6:04:57 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)
To: Monkey Face
Half of my ancestors came over on the Mayflower. The other half were already here. So now, I don't know how to act...any hints?
Well, here's my idea:
Since you're in the southwest, a trip to Colorado isn't too far out of the way. What you need to do is apply at the University of Colorado for a job in the Ethnic Studies department. Once you've received tenure, start making all kinds of outrageous statements. When questioned, fall back on your Indian ancestry and cry persecution.
2,497 posted on
04/14/2006 6:10:12 PM PDT by
Das Outsider
("Everybody wants to act like his ancestors were brought here on slave ships. " -Ann Coulter)
To: Monkey Face
Half of my ancestors came over on the Mayflower. The other half were already here. So now, I don't know how to act...any hints? Suggest a Thanksgiving dinner?
(Better than the alternatives...)
2,574 posted on
04/14/2006 9:14:07 PM PDT by
sionnsar
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