Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

[thousand dollar hamburger]

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!

[rzeznikj at stout]

Dear Sir:

My client has forwarded the letter to us. Mr. rzeznik at stout has indicated that while he is interested in your outreach, he is currently at the time unable to make a contribution to your organization. He has however, indicated that his nominally-related philanthropic charity, the Head Foundation, and its Chairman/CEO, John Q. Public, would be delighted to make a donation of M$5000, payable in Monopoly money.

However, because my client is currently involved in a campaign, he is unable to comment further per Campaign Regulation G, paragraph 3, clause II.

Yours Truly,

Perry Mason

Legal Counsel for rzeznikj at stout for Undead Thread Quartermaster.

CC: John Q. Public, Head Foundation

[rzeznikj at stout]

One of two things:

All the junk email in my inbox, or the pinkish meat product in a can...

I'll take the latter--at least you can fry it up and eat it...;)

[Jo Nuvark]

So who is piloting this heap of ZOT anyway?
Serves us right for purchasing third world
stabilizers from the United States. Too bad.
They haven't produced anything useful since old
Fox claimed them for Mexico. I told the Engineer
we should have gone with the gear from UAE. The
crew's half dead. Been tossing their ZOTS since
we left the Zeno system. Fortunately I was fitted
with an internal Gyro before launch. It was an
experiment. So far, so ZOT.

Pity the crew. Cooks using real LarzenoZOT
eggs in the Benedict for Easter. Which reminds
me. Did anyone notice how that face on Mars
looks a lot like the statues on Easter Island?

Oh well. With everyone being sick and all, I'd
better start in on this floor.

Hey you guys... save the big pieces for me!

[Jo Nuvark]

I think I ate spam once. I remember needing a key to open the can. I cut my finger on the can... or the key. I don't remember which one. Spam and blood. My own blood. Mmmmmm. Gross.

[Das Outsider]

Mr. Mason,

The Outsider Foundation was pleased to receive your response. There are many ways to contribute to the Foundation and homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children. We believe that your client should act in a true spirit of charity without feeling the obligation to give a specified amount. The understanding that we have with our many benefactors is that they are free to donate as they see fit, whatever the size of the gift may be.

It is also understood by our sponsors that they are to make a show of good faith by contributing what resources are currently available. Your client, Mr. rzeznik at stout, is not yet a contributor to the Outsider Foundation and homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children and as such does not fall under that category until the end of this sentence, which by reading, both you and he waive all prior rights of nonobligation.

Sincerely,

Timmy the Snail, Esq.

[Das Outsider]

Oh well. With everyone being sick and all, I'd better start in on this floor.

Hear that, guys? We finally got someone to do the floors around here!

[rzeznikj at stout]

Dear Sir:

We'd like to thank you for the prompt reply. At the same time and as previously stated, Mr. rzeznik at stout has indicated that while he is avidly supportive of your efforts, he is forbidden to actually make charitable contributions until after the April 31 elections. However, he has expressed a desire to make a bequest through his own nominally-associated charity.

This is per the UT Election Code, Article IX, Title IV, Chapter 229, Sections 3201-3208, specifically: Regulation G, paragraph 3, Clauses I & II; and Article XXVII, Chapter 8, Section 14357, paragraphs 1, 3, and 4.


Yours Truly,

Perry Mason

Legal Counsel for rzeznikj at stout for Undead Thread Quartermaster.

Undead Bar #314159265358

CC: John Q. Public, Head Foundation

[Das Outsider]

Mr. Mason,

The Outsider Foundation and homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children sincerely respects your clients rights. To fill the remaining portion of this letter, here is a dancing monkey:







Sincerely,
Elroy Jerkwater
Director of Public Relations

[rzeznikj at stout]

'Nite Chief!!

Good talkin' with ya--out till tomorrow!!

stout

[Jo Nuvark]

Subject change.

Does anyone out there work with Cakewalk's Sonar 2.0?
I'm trying to send a general midi chart to my son in Japan.
He doesn't have Cakewalk. I could scan the sheet music,
but I want to figure it out this way. I have "Score", but I'm
too dumb to use it. Too hard.

[sionnsar]

How's your wife doing, and you?

Better, and better. They moved her to rehab today, and the physical therapist came in this afternoon to assess where things are and work out the goals. No answer on how long she'll remain in the hospital, and she's still got pain from the surgery, but it's all work "forward."

[sionnsar]

Yes something about not driving a nail on Good Friday.

Hm. I had been thinking more along the lines of the flashback in "The Passion of the Christ" (which I watched again today -- no easier than previous times) of Jesus as a carpenter...

[sionnsar]

The Outsider Foundation
1119 N. Sweetmoney St.
Greenback, MI 55567

That's odd. 55567 is a Minnesota ZIP code, but this address has a Michigan state postal code (MI).

[sionnsar]

Half of my ancestors came over on the Mayflower. The other half were already here. So now, I don't know how to act...any hints?

Suggest a Thanksgiving dinner?

(Better than the alternatives...)

[sionnsar]

Uh oh...

Did I kill the thread?

[sionnsar]

Last Post?

[Jo Nuvark]

That looks like Score Writer to me.
How did you get display it?

[Das Outsider]

That's odd. 55567 is a Minnesota ZIP code, but this address has a Michigan state postal code (MI).

Yep. Did you really think that there was a street named "Sweetmoney" in the town of Greenback? ;)

[Das Outsider]

Hm. I had been thinking more along the lines of the flashback in "The Passion of the Christ" (which I watched again today -- no easier than previous times) of Jesus as a carpenter...

Even in a movie as serious as "The Passion," Mel Gibson was able to inject some humor.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

There is that - but I think it's mainly because of Jesus been nailed to a cross.