Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

[thousand dollar hamburger]

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!

[Das Outsider]

There is also a King Arthur's Court, Michigan

Do Monty Python geeks visit it annually?

[Monkey Face]

Me too, not. It's a waste of good money.

[Monkey Face]

And then there's Mexico, Missouri...

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Teddy!

You too! *hugs*

[NicknamedBob]

We have Texas in Maryland.

Surprising, isn't it?

[Das Outsider]

Me too, not. It's a waste of good money.

More than that it is a false salvation. Nothing in your life gets better by drinking; it is your perception of it that changes. A fool of a mariner could imagine that by dropping an anchor on to a desert island that he is actually bringing the island closer to him while it is the ship that is moving.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They should. It is IIRC a tiny flyspeck in the middle of nowhere. It could use some tourist dollars.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

*Hugs back*

I am going to hit the hay too. I have to work tomorrow.

Have a pleasent evening all!

[Das Outsider]

They should. It is IIRC a tiny flyspeck in the middle of nowhere. It could use some tourist dollars.

Then I propose--donation-free--the annual Ka-niggit Fest, to be held in late August or early September.

Wait a second. "Ka-niggit" might offend someone on the other side of the country. We'll have to change it to "Late Summer Festival."

[Das Outsider]

The previous post was paid for by a generous grant from the Woohaa Center for the Endowment of Oligotrophism. No donations were used in its production, nor were any solicited.

[Das Outsider]

We need to be able to take off again if we must dodge an incoming meteor.

And let's hope that opportunistic space pirates don't try to capitalize off that meteor, should it fall.

[Das Outsider]

Post 2,551 was paid for in part by the following sponsors:

Tim's Cheddar Replicas, Inc.
The Lady May School of Hylomorphism
Dirk's Discount Penguins, and,
The Institute for Recreation Research

[rzeznikj at stout]

What's with the Corporate sponsorship ;)

[NicknamedBob]

"The Institute for Recreation Research."

Now, that sounds like something I could take an interest in.

Perhaps I should endow a chair.

[rzeznikj at stout]

These posts not paid for or endorsed by rzeznikj at stout for Undead Thread Quartermaster.

[Das Outsider]

The homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children is a not-for-profit organization under the management of the Outsider Foundation, a group dedicated to research in the fields of capital acquisition, property exchange, tradesmanship, and accumulating sweet moola. The shelter is funded in large part by grants from local businesses and corporations seeking to further the goals of the Outsider Foundation and the homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children affected by political and social unrest in the southern Canadian provinces. Donations from regular members continue to augment these generous gifts.

The policy of the Outsider Foundation and the homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children regarding donations was until recently very simple: We ask, you give. It is a policy that has been reviewed and reinvented due to some considerations, primarily legal issues. The Outsider Foundation and homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children continues to thrive based on grants and donations from members like you, though the Foundation is not at liberty to use the term "donation" henceforth.

Thank you.

*This message was paid for by a generous gift from the Eli Tarinfeather Group of Boise, Idaho.

[NicknamedBob]

We have a storm brewing up here.

I'll see you good folks tomorrow.


Good Night!

[Das Outsider]

What's with the Corporate sponsorship ;)

Dear Sir,

It has come to our attention that the issue of corporate sponsorship for the Outsider Foundation and homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children is of interest to you. Let myself and the rest of our staff and management at the Foundation first bid you a hearty welcome! The Outsider Foundation and homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children takes an active interest in the attitudes and concerns of our patrons.

Our policy regarding corporate sponsorship is simple: Companies with a vision and the funds to implement that vision give us money. Lots of money. Sometimes in big sacks. They give us the money, so we do what they say. These generous gifts and grants from local businesses and corporations help drive the Outsider Foundation in everything from media presentation to our regular day to day affairs.

We sincerely appreciate your inquiry and encourage you to learn more about the Outsider Foundation and the homeless shelter for refugee Canadian children on the Web at this fake website:

http://www.forallintentsandpurposes.com/legal

Sincerely,
Chip Hinckleschmitt

[Das Outsider]

'Night! Don't get blown away!

[Jo Nuvark]

[... Never eat SPAM raw ...]

LOL!!!! What IS spam?