[rzeznikj at stout]

One of two things:

All the junk email in my inbox, or the pinkish meat product in a can...

I'll take the latter--at least you can fry it up and eat it...;)

[Jo Nuvark]

I think I ate spam once. I remember needing a key to open the can. I cut my finger on the can... or the key. I don't remember which one. Spam and blood. My own blood. Mmmmmm. Gross.