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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Chicago Sun Times ^
| March 17, 2006
| Eric Herman
Posted on 03/17/2006 6:11:10 AM PST by jdm
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To: jdm
Hope his knife was sharper than he is.
To: VRWCmember
NICE...
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:33:21 AM PST
by
GreenAccord
(Do I EVER change my tagline?)
To: jdm
Yes, your honor it's true -- this man has no dick.
To: Nightshift
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:34:18 AM PST
by
tutstar
(Baptist Ping List Freepmail me if you want on or off this ping list.)
To: RockinRight
Charge him with Assault with a dead weapon.
To: RockinRight
To: Global2010
Those are next on his list!
To: jdm; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; JimWforBush; ...
To: VRWCmember
LOL, Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters!
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:36:37 AM PST
by
Theoden
(Fidei Defensor - Deus vult!)
To: usmcobra
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:36:53 AM PST
by
meanie monster
(http://guptonator.myvideochat.net)
To: All
Why did I click and read this thread?
My weenie hurts now..
lol
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:37:48 AM PST
by
CygnusXI
(Where's that dang Meteor already?)
To: usmcobra
Ole Vas working at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2006! ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques . I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
To vhich Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:38:03 AM PST
by
Fawn
(My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.)
To: jdm
I heard that he later calmed down and invited everyone over for cocktails.
73
posted on
03/17/2006 6:38:06 AM PST
by
LZ_Bayonet
(Liberals in Education are the Infection, the MSM is the pus)
To: VRWCmember
74
posted on
03/17/2006 6:38:21 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR)
To: jdm
WOAH NELLIE - WHAT IN THE HECK!? I hate it when that happens. Just another victimless crime I suppose. I bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again, but maybe it depends on where he cut.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:38:23 AM PST
by
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
To: jdm
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Great: now he's got a Frankencock.
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
"self-Bobbitize"
LOL!! A new one for the FR lexicon!
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:38:53 AM PST
by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:39:49 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Are you not entertained? Are you NOT entertained? Is this not what you came here for?)
To: duckln
And yet, this will probably be the busiest thread of the day, this side of the Official Friday Silliness Thread.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:39:56 AM PST
by
GreenAccord
(Do I EVER change my tagline?)
To: jdm
She told him that she was gonna cut him off and he replied that she couldn't do anything that he couldn't do better himself.
Imagine the jokes he'll endure while incarcerated.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:40:48 AM PST
by
Eagle Eye
(There ought to be a law against excess legislation.)
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