[Fawn]

Ole Vas working at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2006! ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques . I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

To vhich Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up

[rogercolleridge]

LOL!!! Sounds like one of Rose Nylund's St. Olaf stories!!!

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Ole's cousin Hans comes home early from his yob at the pickle factory.

His vife says "Hans! Vhy are yew home early?"

"I got fired, doncha know."

"Vat happened?"

"I stuch my penis in te pickle slicer, and tey fired me!"

Horrified the vife rushed over to him and pulls down his drawers, only to see a perfect organ in its' full functional glory. Puzzled she says

"Vat happened to te pickle slicer?"

"Oh, she got fired, too....

[KylaStarr]

ROFLMAO!!!!