To: Fawn
Ole's cousin Hans comes home early from his yob at the pickle factory.
His vife says "Hans! Vhy are yew home early?"
"I got fired, doncha know."
"Vat happened?"
"I stuch my penis in te pickle slicer, and tey fired me!"
Horrified the vife rushed over to him and pulls down his drawers, only to see a perfect organ in its' full functional glory. Puzzled she says
"Vat happened to te pickle slicer?"
"Oh, she got fired, too....
133 posted on
03/17/2006 7:58:27 AM PST by
null and void
(Sept 11th: National Moderate Muslim Day of Tacit Approval)
To: null and void
A doctor was performing an autopsy and noticed the deceased man had a HUGE penis.
He was so amazed that when no one was looking he cut it off before zipping up the black bag for the last time.
He took it home to his wife, and said "Honey, you won't believe this", and showed it to her.
"What do you think of that?" he said.
She looked at the member in horror. "O my gosh" she said, "Klaus is dead!"
142 posted on
03/17/2006 8:19:39 AM PST by
freedomlover
(The only reason you are still conscious is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack)
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