Posted on 03/10/2006 2:58:49 PM PST by pcottraux
THE 50TH FREEPTOON
Welcome, welcome, welcome! Tonight we are celebrating the most monumental occasion in the history of the world: This is the 50th FReeptoon drawn and posted by the man of the hour, pcottraux.
Okay, first tonight, I’d like to kick things off by unveiling something specially crafted with backbreaking work. This is a brand new and hopefully permanent addition to the FReeptoon universe:
A TITLE PANEL!!
This bad boy will now be run before each and every FReeptoon, as sort of an opening title.
NOW FOR THE MAIN ATTRACTION
Tonight I am bringing you a VERY SPECIAL FReeptoon, in honor of my number 50.
In the grand tradition of Superman, I bring you the “Bizarro World” version of myself. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. This is the opposite of Pcottraux and his FReeptoons.
Straight from the smelly, stinking, festering bowels of the Democratic Underground, this is THE DU VERSION OF PCOTTRAUX. His name is “M. Cottraux” (the “M” stands for “Mortimer”). He is my evil opposite/nemesis and every Sunday and Wednesday, he posts his “DU TOONS” on the site of our evil nemeses:
NOW FOR AN ADDED SPECIAL
If anyone remembers, right after Christmas, since I was momentarily tapped out of ideas, I personally constructed a handful of ZOT GRAPHICS for the ongoing sacred cause of warding off those pesky trolls.
Well, tonight, it is my pleasure to present to you the masses with…
More Pcottraux Zot Graphics!!!!!
Sorry about the size issues there. I still don't know how to fix that!!!
(This one isn’t a ZOT Graphic, but I made it anyway)
AND FINALLY, THE DINKLEMEYER
So, as the title suggests, I wrap up this shameless party of self-indulgence and glorification with the icing on the cake:
Tonight’s Dinklemeyer!!!!!
This strip is continuing the first real story in Dinklemeyer’s history: the deathball story. As I’ve been saying, this is a scarcely exaggerated version of what it was like for me being forced to play volleyball in Middle School gym class. Somehow, of all the memories from childhood, those may be the least fond.
THANK YOU, AND GOODNIGHT
ON TO 51!!!!
OOPS. I just posted in an old Friday Singles Thread. What an idiot. Not sure how I just did that.
I can't possibly wrap my brain around that one.
But that's okay. We can overlook such a spectacular embarrassing thing and put it behind us where it clearly belongs.
Unnnngh.....
Yeah, I know, I know. I just can't control my urges.
We got some hairy scary thunder and lightening going on and the power has flickered a couple times. My power may go out and I may drop off from Freep suddenly. So in case I suddenly stop responding, you'll know why.
Oh no! The chainsaw and axe aren't going to work on this one.
Boy, Scary Tree is sure working up a dance out there...
Anyway, goodnight to you P!! Seeya next Tuesday!
Okay, see you then. It will be number 51.
So is the Friday thread dead now? Couldn't find it. IS the party here tonight?
Oops, I mean the friday singles thread. duh!
It doesn't start till later. Probably before 9 will it be posted.
Yes, try as you might, you can't deny the true nature of the Friday thread.
So where the heck is everyone, anyway?
Oh, you just got to give it time. Trust me. I'm experienced with this thing.
Whoever's hosting the singles thread this week has probably poured tons of hard work into it to make it graphically spiffy like this thread. Not only that, I don't think I've got a copy of the singles ping list.
Spiffy graphics on the singles thread? Never noticed that. Hmmm......
Wow! Absolutely incredible tonite, don't know what I like best! This probably isn't what most people would point out, but I love the faces on the people in the awards audience - they're really great!
Okay, so it's tax season and my brain's fried. The awards audience people was Tuesday's Freeptoon - sorry, I'm a bit behind.
Anyway, great job!
Congrats on #50 & thanks for the many, many laughs you bring!!!
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