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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/10/06
3/10/06 | Wouldn't you like to know..

Posted on 03/10/2006 5:41:48 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

LET'S ALL JUMP FOR JOY IT'S FRIDAY!



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: finbar; finblog; fridaysilliness; laffingatgif; maxaintright; ofst; whatsakeyword
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To: Allegra; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Chanticleer; Millee; PaulaB; najida

Ladies, I just got flowers - from "an admirer"!

What fun! what a surprise!


421 posted on 03/10/2006 9:42:51 AM PST by peacebaby (what's so funny about it?)
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To: fredhead

70 degrees this afternoon. top down on the car... .


422 posted on 03/10/2006 9:44:01 AM PST by peacebaby (what's so funny about it?)
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To: fredhead

Gene Simmons KISS

John Paul Jones LED ZEPPLIN

Mel Schacher GRAND FUNK RAILROAD

John Entwistle THE WHO

8^)


423 posted on 03/10/2006 9:44:14 AM PST by The SISU kid (I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))
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To: Allegra; Hoodlum91

Did you know...

Ailurophilia is the "love of cats."

The nose pad of a cat is ridged in a pattern that is unique, just like the fingerprint of a human.

There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with 33 different breeds.

A cat's heart beats twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats per minute.

25% of cat owners blow dry their cats hair after a bath.

The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Males weigh twelve to twenty pounds, with females weighing ten to fifteen pounds. The smallest cat breed is the Singapura. Males weigh about six pounds while females weigh about four pounds.

Calico cats are almost always female.

If your cat is near you, and her tail is quivering, this is the greatest expression of love your cat can give you. If her tail starts thrashing, her mood has changed --- Time to distance yourself from her.

Cats wag their tails when it is in a stage of conflict. The cat wants to do two things at once, but each impulse blocks the other. For example: If your cat is in the doorway wanting to go outside, and you open the door to find it raining, the cat's tail will wag because of internal conflict. The cat wants to go outside, but doesn't want to go into the rain. Once the cat makes a decision and either returns to the house or leaves into the rain, the tail will immediately stop wagging.

Cats knead with their paws when they're happy. (marching kitty)

Your cat loves you and can "read" your moods. If you're sad or under stress, you may also notice a difference in your cat's behavior.

The domestic cat is the only cat species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. All wild cats hold their tails horizontally or tucked between their legs while walking.

An average cat has 1-8 kittens per litter, and 2-3 litters per year.

During her productive life, one female cat could have more than 100 kittens.

More than 35,000 kittens are born in the U.S. each year. Spay or neuter your cat (duh).

Cats have 290 bones in their bodies, and 517 muscles.

A cat has five more vertebrae in her spinal column than her human does.

There are three body types for a cat. Cobby type is a compact body, deep chest, short legs and broad head. The eyes are large and round. Muscular type is a sturdy body and round, full-cheeked head. Foreign type is a slender body, with long legs and a long tail. The head is wedge-shaped, with tall ears and slanting eyes.

A cat will amost never "meow" at another cat. This sound is reserved for humans.

Know how old your cat really is. If your cat is 3, your cat is 21 in human years. If your cat is 8, your cat is 40 in human years. If your cat is 14, your cat is 70 in human years.

The average age for an indoor cat is 15 years, while the average age for an outdoor cat is only 3 to 5 years. The oldest cat on record was Puss, from England, who died in 1939 just one day after her 36th birthday. (We wish we could have them all that long!)

A cat's normal body temperature is 101.5 degrees. This is slightly warmer than a humans.

Cats love to chew on grass, catnip, parsley or sage.

There are two species of wild cats in African and Europe that still hunt. These two species both resemble the domestic tabbies.

The behaviors shown by most house cats have a parallel in the wild.

A cat will kill it's prey based on movement, but may not necessarily recognize that prey as food. Realizing that prey is food is a learned behavior.

A falling cat will always right itself in a precise order. First the head will rotate, then the spine will twist and the rear legs will align, then the cat will arch its back to lessen the impact of the landing.

"Sociable" cats will follow you from room to room to monitor your activities throughout the day.

What kind of "mood" is kitty in? Her eyes, whiskers and ears will tell you. Learn to read the signs she gives you.

The most popular names for female cats in the U.S. are Missy, Misty, Muffin, Patches, Fluffy, Tabitha, Tigger, Pumpkin and Samantha.

Give your cat a quality scratching post to deter her from scratching your furniture. Still scratching? Try putting lemon scent or orange scent on the area. Cats hate these smells. Try hanging an orange or lemon scented air freshener in the inner branches of your Christmas tree, if your cat is a seasonal "climber."

The more cats are spoken to, the more they will speak to you.

The Giraffe, Camel and Cat are the only animals that walk by moving both their left feet, then both their right feet, when walking. This method of walking ensures speed, agility and silence.

Cats can see in color!

Cats are partially color blind. They have the equivalency of human red/green color blindness. (Reds appear green and greens appear red; or shades thereof.)

Cats don't see "detail" very well. To them, their person may appear hazy when standing in front of them.

Cats need 1/6th the amount of light that humans do to see. Their night vision is amazing!

Cats can see up to 120 feet away. Their peripheral vision is about 285 degrees.

Cats eyes come in three shapes: round, slanted and almond (so do men).

The color of a kitten's eyes will change as it grows older.

At birth, kittens can't see or hear. Cats open their eyes after five days and begin to develop their eyesight and hearing at approximately 2 weeks. They begin to walk at 20 days.

Kittens begin dreaming at just over one week old.

A cat's ear pivots 180 degrees. They have 30 muscles in each ear, and use twelve or more muscles to control their ear movement.

Cats rub up against other cats, and people, in an attempt to "mark" them with their scent glands. They most often use the scent glands between their eye and ear (near the temple area) or their scent glands near the base of their tail.

Have you ever tried to feed your cat food that was just taken out of the refrigerator? Most cats prefer their food at room temperature, and will boldly REFUSE any food that is too cold or too hot.

Many experts report that cats will purr when feeling any intense emotion (pleasure or pain).

Cats need protein to survive. Never feed your cat dog food. Cats need five times more protein than dogs do.

If your cat misses one meal, a trip to the vet may be necessary.

Cats are the sleepiest of all mammals. They spend 16 hours of each day sleeping. With that in mind, a seven year old cat has only been awake for two years of its life!

Cats are more active during the evening hours.

Cats spend 30% of their waking hours grooming themselves.

95% of all cat owners admit they talk to their cats.

Backward-pointing spikes on a cat's tongue aid in their grooming.

The average cat weighs 12 pounds.

If you can't feel your cat's ribs, she's too heavy.

If an overweight cat's "sides" stick out further than her whiskers, she will lose her sense of perception and stability. Don't be surprised if she starts to squeeze into an opening that the rest of her can't fit into, only to back herself back out quickly!

Your cat is probably either a "righty" or a "lefty." Only 40% of cats are ambidextrous while another 40% are either right-pawed or left-pawed.


Cats are more aggressive when they are not neutered or spayed.

21% of U.S. households have at least one cat.

"Pair bonds" can develop between two cats who live together, or between a cat and a person.

A cat that bites you after you have rubbed his stomach, is probably biting out of pleasure, not anger.

An adult cat has 32 teeth.

The fumes from moth balls destroy a cat's liver cells. Use cedar in your closet instead.


424 posted on 03/10/2006 9:45:09 AM PST by ChandyB71 (The Democratic Party = MEanderthals...)
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To: peacebaby

Your welcome, I'm sending you the bill tomorrow.


425 posted on 03/10/2006 9:46:29 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
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To: peacebaby

Minus 36 this morning

Top up, heater going


426 posted on 03/10/2006 9:46:30 AM PST by hattend (Keep Drinking Until Nagin Makes Sense)
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To: Allegra

Hey, Siamese & Burmese are both sweet, Burmese are just slower. My 22 yo was half Burmese, half Siamese. I've had those breeds plus a Tonkinese (bred from Burmese/Siamese crossing).

Siamese tend to live a long time, perhaps Burmese do, too.


427 posted on 03/10/2006 9:46:54 AM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: #1CTYankee
Yep

428 posted on 03/10/2006 9:47:58 AM PST by ChandyB71 (The Democratic Party = MEanderthals...)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

don't you dare! giggle! snort! giggle!

too funny....don't burst my bubble.


429 posted on 03/10/2006 9:48:27 AM PST by peacebaby (what's so funny about it?)
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To: peacebaby

You're welcome. :D


430 posted on 03/10/2006 9:48:32 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: peacebaby

Me too! But they're all dead. Hhmmmmmmmmmm.......


431 posted on 03/10/2006 9:49:13 AM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: peacebaby; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Chanticleer; najida; Millee; PaulaB
Ladies, I just got flowers - from "an admirer"!

What kind? When? How?

Spill!

432 posted on 03/10/2006 9:49:32 AM PST by Allegra (Please pray for peace in Iraq.)
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To: Allegra

they just came via courier, and I don't know anymore... . pink tulips.


433 posted on 03/10/2006 9:50:33 AM PST by peacebaby (what's so funny about it?)
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To: ChandyB71
Viking kitties
434 posted on 03/10/2006 9:50:57 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: ChandyB71

Thanks for the list


435 posted on 03/10/2006 9:52:26 AM PST by hattend (Keep Drinking Until Nagin Makes Sense)
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To: peacebaby

Wow, very nice!!


436 posted on 03/10/2006 9:52:29 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: peacebaby; Darksheare; Allegra
THE END OF INSURANCE COMMERCIALS?

NOW, WHERE CAN I FIND THAT DAMNED DUCK?
437 posted on 03/10/2006 9:52:45 AM PST by demkicker (democrats and terrorists are familiar bedfellows)
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To: RockinRight
Wanna try again?

438 posted on 03/10/2006 9:52:58 AM PST by ChandyB71 (The Democratic Party = MEanderthals...)
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To: Allegra
Here's the half & half Siamese/Burmese with a Siamese adolescent.


439 posted on 03/10/2006 9:53:08 AM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: ChandyB71

Was I right about Don Johnson?


440 posted on 03/10/2006 9:53:33 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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