(Vanity) Political Limerick 03-09-2006

grey_whiskers ^ | 03-09-2006 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

See for example this thread first.

Jay Bennish Geography Class:
Where liberal rants got a pass;
'Till one student tape--
Now there's no escape
for the teacher who talks out his ass!

[grey_whiskers]

Alternative last lines:

Now there's no escap-
"ing the fact he's made himself an ass!"

Cheers!

[snarks_when_bored]

I listen in awe to Jay Bennish
An 'expert' who sees every blemish
Amerika shows
To The Ones with a nose
For the stench of our non-Marxist Gemisch.

 

(Okay, Gemisch has to be slightly mis-pronounced to make this work, but, hey, it's early...!)

[tx_eggman]

Jay Bennish thought he was smart
A lib-idiot just doing his part
With his rantings exposed
Now everyone knows
There's more wisdom in my smallest fart.