Two-week old kittens just beginning to display symptoms of ADD and ADHD.
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To: Graybeard58
Which is another reason the Viking Kittens are so powerful. They have no such "disorders". Just a mean disposition.
2 posted on
03/02/2006 5:17:25 AM PST by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Graybeard58
Wait a minute...this is for real? You mean somebody actually spent money and time to study this? Don't they have anything else better to do?
3 posted on
03/02/2006 5:21:42 AM PST by
CrawDaddyCA
(There is no such thing as a fair fight. Thou shall win at all costs!!)
To: Graybeard58
Cats have a personality disorder that makes it hard for them to pay attention to you?
Shocking!
I thought all along that they were simply ignoring me.
4 posted on
03/02/2006 5:24:38 AM PST by
Mr. Brightside
(I know what I like.)
To: Graybeard58
5 posted on
03/02/2006 5:24:55 AM PST by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Graybeard58
Scrappleface or Onion material...
But cute!
6 posted on
03/02/2006 5:26:12 AM PST by
Publius6961
(Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
To: Graybeard58
My kitty is an exercise freak!
7 posted on
03/02/2006 5:29:00 AM PST by
dennisw
(Islam's biggest enemy is founder of Islam, Muhammad. Muslims are victims of this conman- AK)
To: Graybeard58
When our son was in third grade, he wasn't doing his work. He wasn't disruptive but would start a project and then stick it in his desk. His inexperienced teacher didn't notice for weeks and then sent him to the school counselor who called us in for a meeting. She told us that Charlie had ADD and recommended ritilin. I was in tears. My husband, wise man that he is, asked what percentage of children Charlie's age had the disorder. The counselor said, "49% of boys." My husband was furious... said it was normal and we went to the store and got Dobson's book on strong willed children. We put him on adrenalin instead of ritilin. I'm so thankfus for my husband's wisdom. He continued to be a challenge and although he got at least one D every semester in high school but scored 32 on his ACT, got scholarships in college and most recently, scored some amazingly high score on his GRE. Sorry about the rant but this thing about the kittens is a spoof. Hello?
8 posted on
03/02/2006 5:29:34 AM PST by
Mercat
(I trust George W.)
To: Graybeard58
10 posted on
03/02/2006 5:31:08 AM PST by
Delta 21
( Democrats -- a 40 year war on poverty and still no exit strategy)
To: Graybeard58
13 posted on
03/02/2006 5:34:17 AM PST by
csvset
To: Graybeard58; PetroniDE; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag
It's not the cats I'm worried about.
To: Graybeard58
This is brilliant satire. Funny but with a ring of truth to it.
17 posted on
03/02/2006 5:52:06 AM PST by
MarxSux
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18 posted on
03/02/2006 5:58:01 AM PST by
Overtaxed
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To: Graybeard58
BWWAAAAHHHAHAHAHA!!!
24 posted on
03/02/2006 6:44:30 AM PST by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: Graybeard58; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; quantim; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; ...
My kitten has Attention Surplus Disorder - he needs a surplus of attention, and he'd better get it!
27 posted on
03/02/2006 8:10:51 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: Graybeard58
Cats do not have owners, they have staff.
29 posted on
03/02/2006 8:15:13 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: Graybeard58
I don't know about ADD, but every cat I've ever been owned by has had narcolepsy...
30 posted on
03/02/2006 8:16:36 AM PST by
Malacoda
(The Posting Police annoy me)
To: Graybeard58; Slings and Arrows
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! For what it's worth, the 904 kittens are the normal ones, and the rest are suffering from lethargy. Who in their right mind would want a cat that acted like a dog?
LOL!
32 posted on
03/02/2006 8:18:06 AM PST by
Monkey Face
(When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
To: Graybeard58
Well, this explains alot. My two kittens are complete scatterbrains.
I should have named them Gizmo and Widget.
33 posted on
03/02/2006 8:19:46 AM PST by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Graybeard58
“Using our medication will provide these kittens with their one and only chance to live a normal life,” said Vick. “A kitten that is properly diagnosed and prescribed Kitilan will no longer be bouncing off the ceiling like they normally would. They will be able to control their attention span and they won’t engage in physically dangerous activities without considering possible consequences like many ADD positive creatures do. Long story short, you won’t have to worry about your kitten getting into all sorts of humorous situations that look like they belong on a photo calendar.”Lol.
I think my kitty needs Kitilan...
37 posted on
03/02/2006 8:30:50 AM PST by
MotleyGirl70
(...run for the tracks.)
To: Graybeard58
I love my cats, but I will be d*mned if I am going to test them for ADD.
39 posted on
03/02/2006 8:33:44 AM PST by
AxelPaulsenJr
(More people died in Ted Kennedy's car than hunting with Dick Cheney.)
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