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Posted on 02/24/2006 9:54:35 AM PST by screaminghurl

hi, a frined told me aboutthis sight. he sad i woud like this sight becuz of cat photos. i like cats alot. there r not 2 manny goud sights wim cat photos i can find.

well, wear our the cat photos?

ive ben here all morning louking 4 cat photos. decided 2 sine up 2 see if my luck wouud change. will my luck chnage?

neway i just c lots of talk abot busch. i am big ted kennedy fan. maybe i wont fit in, excpet 4 liking cats?

can some1 link 2 some photos are or post some cat photos. i reallie wont to make this werhthwhiile.

thanx.


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To: rzeznikj at stout

You're ON! Next ping I make will have you there! The only "R!" Woo-hoo!


5,381 posted on 03/29/2006 4:40:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (Dictators are rulers who look good until the last ten minutes.)
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To: Monkey Face
LOL!

I love that!

A good way to end the night.

See ya.

:-)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

5,382 posted on 03/29/2006 4:40:53 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
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To: Tax-chick

Later, girl! Hang in there!


5,383 posted on 03/29/2006 4:41:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (Dictators are rulers who look good until the last ten minutes.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

I thought you would! Copy, paste and enjoy!


5,384 posted on 03/29/2006 4:41:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (Dictators are rulers who look good until the last ten minutes.)
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To: Monkey Face
Heh, heh.

Thanks.

5,385 posted on 03/29/2006 4:44:57 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

;o]


5,386 posted on 03/29/2006 4:46:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (Dictators are rulers who look good until the last ten minutes.)
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To: Monkey Face
;-)
5,387 posted on 03/29/2006 4:47:56 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
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To: Monkey Face
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

What did you say?

5,388 posted on 03/29/2006 5:01:17 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Romantics and pessimists are two sides of the same coin. Both will happily lead you over the cliff)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; calrighty; Capn TrVth; clamper1797; ...
In reponse to your short quiz for smart people, here is the rest of the story...

 

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.


Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.


Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?

A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.


Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?

A: The door won't close.


Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?

A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.


Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: By the footprints in the butter.

 


5,389 posted on 03/29/2006 5:05:10 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL!!


5,390 posted on 03/29/2006 5:06:55 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: bentfeather

5,391 posted on 03/29/2006 5:16:43 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: Lady Jag
Q:Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?

So he could hide in the M&M's

5,392 posted on 03/29/2006 5:18:51 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Romantics and pessimists are two sides of the same coin. Both will happily lead you over the cliff)
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To: Lady Jag

Oh, that is a great graphic.


5,393 posted on 03/29/2006 5:27:09 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Q:  Why are elephants big, wrinkled, large, grey and hairy?

A:  Because if they were small, round, smooth, white and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets.

5,394 posted on 03/29/2006 5:30:26 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: Lady Jag
Q:Why did the elephant step on the zebra?

A: Because he wanted to play squash.

5,395 posted on 03/29/2006 5:50:52 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Romantics and pessimists are two sides of the same coin. Both will happily lead you over the cliff)
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To: bentfeather

Somehow, I thought you'd lik that.


5,396 posted on 03/29/2006 6:02:26 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas - how he got there, I'll never know....

And when we tried to remove his tusks, they wouldn't budge. So we took him to Alabama...where the Tuscaloosa.


5,397 posted on 03/29/2006 6:16:12 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: Lady Jag
You must have some very stretchy sleepwear.

Two elephants - Harry & Faye
Couldn't kiss with their trunks in the way
So they boarded a plane
They're now kissing in Maine
Cause their trunks got sent to L.A.
5,398 posted on 03/29/2006 6:21:01 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Romantics and pessimists are two sides of the same coin. Both will happily lead you over the cliff)
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To: Monkey Face
Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Hahaha, you got me there since all my answers were wrong. LOL, too funny, thanks.

5,399 posted on 03/29/2006 6:35:08 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Monkey Face
Sorry, sweetie -- the problem statements -- all of them, lack context.

When you say 'how do you do something with "a" ' thing, it means essentially an arbitrary individual member of Set S. Since it can be any member of Set S, then it must be applicable to every member of set S (i.e. S(i) as i goes from 1 to n), although individually.

Therefore the answer we propose MUST work for the smallest to the largest giraffe. Likewise, we have to assume a standard set of Refrigerators (set R), again from the smallest to the largest (provided for clarity not ordering)

We therefore complete the tautology of the first question as "what is necessary for an intersection of S over R where S(i) where S(i) This continues in the same manner as the questions continue to deal with "a" but the answers deal with "the."

Remember, you heard it here first. Feel free to quote me. ;)

5,400 posted on 03/29/2006 6:39:51 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
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