[texas booster]

A serious, scholarly effort to discover the true source of unhappiness in marriage. Or something like that.

I really need a British-English FReeper to translate this for me. I can't possibly understand what they are talking about. There seem to be some double-entendres here but I just can't quite grasp them.

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[Neville72]

File this one in the "obvious" file

[peyton randolph]

those who had had actual sex in the lab.

For this type of work, I'll volunteer to be the lab rat.

[DumpsterDiver]

I really need a British-English FReeper to translate this for me. I can't possibly understand what they are talking about. There seem to be some double-entendres here but I just can't quite grasp them.

Basically it's telling you why it's not as good when you grasp it yourself.

By the way, all "acts of self-pollution" should be reported to the EPA.

[aShepard]

I wonder how big was the government grant for this study???

[DainBramage]

Yeah but you don't have to buy it dinner,

[CWOJackson]

Kind of like voting third party...it just isn't as good as the real thing.

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[tkathy]

Laws against masturbation should be immediately passed. And go to the Supreme Court.

[Larry Lucido]

have now found a basis in physiology for the niggling dissatisfaction

Well, of course. If you're niggling it, you're doing it wrong.

[saganite]

Well DUH!

[Victor]

And you'll go blind, too.

[AndrewB]

What'e it gonna be big boy?

[beaver fever]

Woody Allen:

"Masturbation is having sex with someone you love."

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"One great thing about masturbation: you certainly don't have to look your best!"

-- The Boys in the Band, Matt Crowley; 1970

[LibLieSlayer]

Rosey Palm or Helen Thomas. No contest. These guys need to study further, and list some exceptions!

LLS

[WideGlide]

I'm having trouble seeing the monitor clearly and all the palm hair is getting tangled in the keyb.$&*! OUCH. (:^D)

[nascar242005]

of course not, it will also make you go blind!

[Petronski]

[Chanticleer]

Oh, my. What ping list am I on now? (Max, are you sending my name into naughty websites again?)

[TheBattman]

Abd exactly how much tax money (regardless of the country-of -origin) was wasted on such an idiotic study? This sounds like a Clinton-esque pork project....