Woody Allen:
"Masturbation is having sex with someone you love."
"make the bald man cry" ??
that's a new one, and highly disturbing, too
Reminds me of a cartoon where a woman is lying in bed holding a mirror, the man is having sex with her while looking into the mirror at his reflection, and she's commenting on what a vain b@stard he is.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Annie Hall if I recall correctly.
Woody Allen:
"You gonna start knocking my hobbies now?"