Scientists: masturbation not as good as sex

The Register (Geeks ,,, Who Else?) ^ | Thursday 23rd February 2006 | Chris Williams

[texas booster]

*** And you thought you just weren't doing it right ***

A swift one off the wrist - easy, convenient, refreshing - but just not the same as the real thing, perhaps.

Reporting in the journal Biological Psychology, researchers have now found a basis in physiology for the niggling dissatisfaction.

Levels of the hormone prolactin are lower after masturbation than intercourse. Prolactin makes us feel satisfied by counteracting the arousal messenger dopamine.

The levels of prolactin in the blood of subjects who committed an act of self-pollution after watching grumble flicks were just one fifth of those who had had actual sex in the lab. Still, either way, nice work if you can get it.

The scientists say the difference also explains why men may need a "recovery period" after forming The Beast with Two Backs, but can happily nip to the loo for five minutes, make the bald man cry, then get straight back to work.®

[Dashing Dasher]

Using my photobucket?

[new cruelty]

happily nip to the loo for five minutes, make the bald man cry, then get straight back to work.

I must be missing something. ;)

[LK44-40]

Woody Allen:

"You gonna start knocking my hobbies now?"

[Emmett McCarthy]

Or the guy who asks his wife, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" To which she repies, "Because you're never there."

[tkathy]

Think of the billions of murdered babies.

[processing please hold]

I couldn't help but bust out laughing on both y'alls post. Hubby asked me what was so funny, I told him...just the sillness friday thread.

Very funny, thanks for the laugh.

[dighton]

File this one in the "obvious" file.

It rates an entry in Guinness.